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Pete Hegseth Awarded Silver Star For Enduring Roomful Of Hysterical Women
The Bee ^ | January 14, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 01/14/2025 7:08:31 PM PST by Navy Patriot

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a historic first, a current presidential cabinet nominee received an official military commendation, as Pete Hegseth was awarded the Silver Star for enduring a roomful of hysterical women during his Senate confirmation hearing.

In less than one full day of questioning before the Senate Armed Services Committee, Hegseth withstood a near-constant barrage from female Democratic senators, leaving witnesses amazed by his heroic display of courage and determination.

"A truly astounding example of toughness and bravery in the face of danger," Republican Senator Eric Schmidt said. "I've heard a lot of inspiring stories over the years from combat veterans, but what we witnessed today was impressive. What Pete Hegseth endured today will go down in history books."

The Silver Star, which is awarded to soldiers to recognize gallantry in action against enemies of the United States, was presented to Hegseth at the conclusion of the day's hearing. "You're an inspiration to us all," Senator Rick Scott said after Hegseth received the commendation. "Few men have withstood such punishment and lived to tell the tale. Anyone who was on the fence about Pete Hegseth's toughness and qualifications to lead America's military shouldn't have any more doubts."

When reached for comment, Senator Kirsten Gillibrand said, "REEEEEEEEE! REEEEEEE! REEEEEEE!"

Hegseth was modest after receiving the honor. "It's just part of the job," he said. "Hearing live rounds whizzing by your head in combat is good preparation for dealing with feminist senators."

At publishing time, reports surfaced that the female Democratic members of the committee would face charges for torturing an American soldier.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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Hopefully, Pete won't get PTSD from this Torture.
1 posted on 01/14/2025 7:08:31 PM PST by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

The behavior of the Democrat women amounts to prove as to why women have no business in combat.


2 posted on 01/14/2025 7:10:40 PM PST by WASCWatch ( WASC)
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3 posted on 01/14/2025 7:11:39 PM PST by Navy Patriot (I Voted For President Trump, Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: Navy Patriot

He deserves more than that! So many harpies.


4 posted on 01/14/2025 7:12:48 PM PST by madison10
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To: Navy Patriot

Pete would probably get a Purple Heart if he went on “The View.”


5 posted on 01/14/2025 7:12:51 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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To: WASCWatch

As Bill Burr said, a woman’s voice is powerful and can do things to a man when it’s whispered in his ear. But at about 15 feet, the sound is more like two angry birds, fighting over a French fry.


6 posted on 01/14/2025 7:13:06 PM PST by DesertRhino (2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2025... RETURN OF THE JEDI..)
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To: Navy Patriot

Maybe Hexseth needs to have “encounters” with them.

Are they in fact begging for same?


7 posted on 01/14/2025 7:17:59 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: Navy Patriot

It’s called Cackleboarding, a horrific torture that very few men can endure. Well done Pete!


8 posted on 01/14/2025 7:20:46 PM PST by HerrBlucher
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To: Navy Patriot

He did a great job of holding his cool ... I would have lost it! Too Bad this is the “BEE” it should be REAL!


9 posted on 01/14/2025 7:21:46 PM PST by ThePatriotsFlag (Accepting a false premise initiates conversational defeat.)
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To: Navy Patriot
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10 posted on 01/14/2025 7:27:58 PM PST by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: WASCWatch
The behavior of the Democrat women amounts to prove as to why women have no business in combat.

And our Senate isn’t exactly filled with Margaret Thatchers.

11 posted on 01/14/2025 7:42:27 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves ([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
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To: Navy Patriot

Love the Bee.


12 posted on 01/14/2025 7:49:17 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
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To: Navy Patriot

Should get a Purple Heart.


13 posted on 01/14/2025 7:50:01 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Navy Patriot

Now there is one way I think women can fight, it’s Rush Limbaugh’s idea. You get a bunch of feminists, get them to bunk together so their PMS Cycles synchronize, and then when they all get PMS you order them to attack!


14 posted on 01/14/2025 7:51:15 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahPwlOOKedg


15 posted on 01/14/2025 7:54:39 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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That’s the one!


16 posted on 01/14/2025 7:55:20 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Navy Patriot


17 posted on 01/14/2025 7:56:19 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dfwgator

Lol!


18 posted on 01/14/2025 7:56:56 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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To: Navy Patriot

Bee bump.

5.56mm


19 posted on 01/14/2025 8:01:00 PM PST by M Kehoe (Thank you Jesus. )
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Pete just Sets the Feminists Off, so baldly, unapologetically masculine and testoronic,........he played them well.

They yowled like pole cats in heat.Pete was immovable, like a mountain.They had zero effect.



20 posted on 01/14/2025 8:16:33 PM PST by Candor7 (Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
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