Posted on 01/12/2025 9:38:41 AM PST by simpson96
She wanted to score some dope — not report one!
A tech-challenged Florida woman accidentally texted a cop instead of her drug dealer to buy fentanyl — unwittingly narcing on herself, according to police who arrested her.
Octavia Wells, 41, had been headed to rehab on New Years Eve when she texted a man she’d previously entered in her phone as “PJ,” allegedly offering to pay $45 for the opioid, according to the Bay County Sheriff’s Office.
The dimwitted druggie then arranged to meet the guy on the other line at a Tom Thumb convenience store in Panama City, according to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun.
But when she arrived at the store, narcotics cops were waiting there to arrest her, police said.
Wells soon learned she’d mistakenly contacted Stephen Pettijohn, an investigator with the Bay County Sheriff’s Office known as “PJ,” with whom she’d had a “previous iteration,” according to police.
She allegedly later told cops Pettijohn’s name was similar to her drug dealer’s, according to the arrest affidavit.
Details of Wells’ previous interaction with the investigator were not described in the complaint affidavit.
She was charged with unlawful use of a communication device, possession of drug paraphernalia and driving with a suspended license.
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Why do you think they call it “dope”?
Thank you for interrupting my breakfast with this photo.
Now I have to search for the Pepto...
I hate it when this happens. Just trying to score some meth and I text my PO instead.
I look at that pic and I imagine hearing her voice, saying: “Duhh-uhhhhhh...”
Not a woman... I guess some hybrid something that was genetically muted in the brain department for easier control.
I was gonna to go to work, but I got high…….
Something like the ‘tard bank robber who wrote “this is a stickup” on the back of his deposit slip. That was so funny.
She’s 5’4, or 5’11” with the hair.
Those Mickey Mouse Ears have seen better days.
Hmmmm. Her hairdo makes this short woman almost 6 ft tall! I’m a short woman, and can’t reach my upper cabinets. Too bad I don’t have enough hair for that do. :( Wait...I could get a wig! Problem solved! :)
She wasn’t THINKING; her braids were wound too tight!
She wanted to buy fentanyl? The drug that’s killing people?
Mickey Mouse hasn’t aged well. One of his ears is sagging.
Well, as is clearly shown, the poor woman has some growth on her head that is weighting heavily on her already compromised brain. The added stress of not knowing what day it is or where she was last night and with who can wear poor girl down.
What is that thing nesting on her head? Somebody warn her!
Every time I see that “hair do/dew” I think that it’s to try to Air Out their brains. Aside from it looking stupid !
Reminds me of a quote from the movie “Fletch”:
“He is actually six-five, with the afro, six-nine.”
See #18
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