United Airlines passenger wakes up soaked in stranger's urine on flight to the Philippines

Not The Bee ^ | January 06, 2025 | Staff

[Apparatchik]

This is a case of assault, plain and simple. The creepy weirdo should have been prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

[shadeaud]

So it wasn’t t raining.

[Responsibility2nd]

I wonder how much alcohol was consumed.

I’m so glad I don’t fly anymore. I hear about these horror stories and I think how they are common so often to these bars with wings.

Airlines should stop serving booze. If you can’t go several hours without drinking then maybe a 12 step program should be in your future.

[Tell It Right]

3% of the Philippines still does open defecation

[PGR88]

You gotta pay $500 for that in Times Square.

[ridesthemiles]

MANY MANY THOUSANDS OF $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[NorthMountain]

Would a ride on “Air Pinochet” be an excessive punishment for Pete the Pisser?

[Getready]

Why is the name of the “Urinator” not given?
Press charges for sure, or a more private “bat beat down” by assailant unknown.

[simpson96]

[No name given]

Nope.

[Red Badger]

at 40,000 feet?.............

[Red Badger]

I’m afraid I would have gone medieval...........

[No name given]

Starting with hefty fines.

[Responsibility2nd]

Interesting. I wonder what the percentage is in San Francisco.

[MtnClimber]

I was once on a flight returning home to the Denver airport. I used to travel a lot for business so I don’t remember the airport departure, but I think it was Washington. DC area, Baltimore/Washington, Boston area or New York.

And this young girl was seated next to me and her parents were seated in the row behind me. After takeoff the young girl I think was about 12yo turned and projectile vomited all over me. In the face and down my chest. I cleaned up as much as I could after the seat belt lights were turned off, but I was sticky and smelly for about four hours until I got home and took a shower. And no one apologized to me. Her father switched seats with her so she was not sitting next to me.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Not fair, Bill Clinton paid Epstein extra for that.

[cpdiii]

Booze is not the problem. The problem is the background, quality and culture of the people now flying today. Some are just plain damn trash.

[03A3]

If your gonna fly biz class get a bulkhead suite.

[Red Badger]

I’ve only flown maybe ten times my entire life. Thank God nothing like that ever happened to me!..............