[dayglored]

Oh dear.

[rktman]

Nah! Bring your own from home. If you remember where the office is.

[Thunder90]

Remember that liberal Sheryl Crow campaigned on the “one square” of TP save the environment idea!!!

[beethovenfan]

Corn cobs would be better.

[Flaming Conservative]

Yeah but you have to use twice as much!. I think they should have to BYOTP. After all, it’s gotta be pretty expensive delivering TP to all those employee’s apartments!

[aquila48]

It’s also better for Mother Earth. Fewer trees too cut down.

[absalom01]

So, military grade tp then, eh?

[Carl Vehse]

For the Department of Education, make that single-ply 16-grit sandpaper.

[blackdog]

In Japan it’s expected to keep and use your own paper towel or hand towel. You use it, fold it carefully and place it back into your pocket. (In the workplace).

[butlerweave]

Where’s that actress that uses one sheet the little square per wipe ,LOL

[MNDude]

I propose half ply!

[FroggyTheGremlim]

No sh1t!

[butlerweave]

Remove the bathrooms and put Porta Potties outside

[faithhopecharity]

most of the bureaucrapppy stinks anyway

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Fingers are fine with me.

[Vaquero]

Ah the Bee

[Not A Snowbird]

Government TP is the worst.

[UnwashedPeasant]

"DOGE To Force Government Offices To Use Single-Ply Toilet Paper"

And they have to use both sides.

[Robert357]

Oh the humanity. This is beyond cruel.

94% of government workers work remotely and now they are going to forced (if they want to keep their job) to go into a federal office that only has single ply toilet paper. Words fail me.

(/sarcasm)

[KittyKares]

That would be a bit over the top.

[ridesthemiles]

SHERYL CROW wanted us to “USE ONLY ONE SQUARE”