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1 posted on 11/27/2024 9:43:56 AM PST by Red Badger
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PING!..................


2 posted on 11/27/2024 9:44:32 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Red Badger

Stop it all of you. Don’t even think it.


3 posted on 11/27/2024 9:48:43 AM PST by vmpolesov
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To: Red Badger

So and ...?


4 posted on 11/27/2024 9:51:09 AM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Am Yisrael Chai ~)
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To: Red Badger

Maybe inside YOUR anus...


5 posted on 11/27/2024 9:52:57 AM PST by DesertRhino (2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2024... RETURN OF THE JEDI..)
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To: Red Badger
A bunch of speculation regarding measurements taken over 40 years ago. They're reaching, hoping, praying to Darwin that there can be a chance for water, so they can say that there's a chance for advanced life elsewhere.

Basically, they're trying to keep arguing the non-existence of God even though creation says otherwise, just like in Romans 1:18-23. So they can keep arguing in favor of modern day hedonism (verses 24-25), including gay hedonism (verses 26-27), and also argue in favor of even worse sins like murder and rooting for Auburn (verses 28-32).

Full disclosure, I was kidding about it being a sin to root for Auburn. At least from an exegetical reading.

6 posted on 11/27/2024 9:53:41 AM PST by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Red Badger

Does the water release when a person has diarrhea?


8 posted on 11/27/2024 9:54:38 AM PST by fso301
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To: Red Badger

What do you call an ocean in Uranus? Diarrhea?


10 posted on 11/27/2024 9:58:40 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: Red Badger

We need to probe....

....Neptune


13 posted on 11/27/2024 10:00:53 AM PST by PGR88
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‘What do you think explains the fields of Uranus and Neptune?’

Extraterrestrial farmers.

That's where they practice their crop circle techniques.

🤫

18 posted on 11/27/2024 10:14:27 AM PST by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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To: Red Badger

Except they produce carbon dioxide. TAX URANUS!


19 posted on 11/27/2024 10:15:25 AM PST by montag813
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Lurking Deep Within Uranus

Headline writers having fun again!

22 posted on 11/27/2024 10:19:15 AM PST by Disambiguator
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"...a 5,000-mile thick layer rich in hydrocarbons"

How many dinosaurs died on Uranus and Neptune to create those hydrocarbons.

24 posted on 11/27/2024 10:38:50 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (Republicans are the party that says ‘Government doesn’t work.’ Then they get elected and prove it.)
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To: Red Badger

“below, a layer of oily hydrocarbons”

I always bring this up when liberals use the term “fossil fuels” or “renewable” or “oil is evil and unnatural.”

How many dinosaurs were on Uranus???

The jokes write themselves.


25 posted on 11/27/2024 10:57:59 AM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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To: Red Badger

Imodium can help


29 posted on 11/27/2024 11:47:42 AM PST by HereInTheHeartland (Have you seen Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton?)
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To: Red Badger

I’m still waiting on Uranus and Neptune to be new baby names.


30 posted on 11/27/2024 11:48:58 AM PST by TribalPrincess2U
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To: Red Badger

There was a petition to the IAU which basically said a mistake was made and it is time to fix it. Change the planets name to “Ouranos”


33 posted on 11/27/2024 12:38:34 PM PST by vmpolesov
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To: Red Badger

Water or ice? If it’s ice, we still have to send an SUV to induce habitable temperatures and melting.


36 posted on 11/27/2024 12:58:10 PM PST by sphinx
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To: Red Badger

...and maybe there are rivers of gold!


38 posted on 11/27/2024 1:22:38 PM PST by oil_dude
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To: Red Badger

Isn’t an deep water ocean in Uranus just called an enema?


39 posted on 11/27/2024 2:46:23 PM PST by greyline90
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To: Red Badger

“..only visited once by human spacecraft ..”
What a strange descriptor!
Was the spacecraft a human? How did he survive?
What spacecraft are designated as human? Designed by? Operated by? Living breathing spacecraft? Do human spacecraft have blood pressure?
I’ve got so many questions.


40 posted on 11/27/2024 2:52:50 PM PST by Fireone (Americans have had enough.)
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