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Elementary school evacuated after student brought “historic unexploded ordinance” for show and tell
Not The Bee ^ | November 26, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 11/26/2024 11:19:27 AM PST by Red Badger

No matter what students bring to future "show and tells" at Orchard Junior School in the Southampton area of England, they will never be able to top this year's spectacle that shut down and evacuated the school.

One bonkers little tyke brought in a bit of vintage "unexploded ordinance" to show his mates.

The school quickly evacuated all the students, called the police, and texted the parents:

Schools are being closed & evacuated - please collect your child from Noadswood field ASAP.

Imagine getting that little note in the middle of the school day.

Laura Holloway, a mother of one of the students was at work at the time. She said,

It was so worrying. Another parent had called saying there were police everywhere. I knew my youngest would have been so scared.

But, she added:

Both schools seemed to deal with it all very well and had the kids lined up and checked off - it must have been very upsetting for everyone involved.

Once the students were out, the police showed up and sent in the bomb squad.

The police's full statement said: ‘We were called at about 1.30pm to a report that a child had brought what may have been a potentially unexploded ordnance to Orchard Junior School.

‘The school was calmly evacuated and a disposal team attended to take the item away to be destroyed as a precaution.'

Not an easy task by any means.

The real question everyone wants to know is "What kind of ‘historic incendiary device' are we talking about here?"

This is England after all. They've been blowing stuff up and getting blown up for centuries.

It could've been anything from a 16th-century mortar to a WWII hand grenade to that morning's beans on toast.


TOPICS: Education; History; Military/Veterans; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beansontoast; education; england
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To: ArGee; Dead Corpse; HKMk23; Tax-chick; All

A Late Good Midweek!

Had to wake up well before dawn to get Guin to the vets to be spayed... having her go into heat in the house once was enough! Came home, did some chores and fell right back to sleep...

One of my sisters said it has been raining like crazy in OH for the past couple of days...


Boneheaded move from the onset, barely scrapped by...

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8,821 posted on 08/12/2026 11:54:51 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: ArGee

Nice Wordling!

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8,822 posted on 08/12/2026 11:56:01 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Dead Corpse

Woo Hoo!


8,823 posted on 08/12/2026 11:58:39 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: zzeeman

EBay... Coming via USPS.

Although... looking at another bike. 2001 Honda. Low miles, decent price. Might go look at it Saturday.

I still have the ‘84 Honda... but fuel issues are the bane of that things existence. I need to pull the tank again and re-route/plumb the fuel lines as it’s acting like it’s just not getting enough fuel. 3 fuel pumps... second set of carbs... compressions test...

I’m at my wits end with that thing and it’s obvious I NEED, yes NEEEEEEED, a second bike for when Abby is offline.


8,824 posted on 08/12/2026 11:59:27 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Dead Corpse

Can’t imagine what is up with the 84 after doing all of that... but yes, it would be nice to have a reliable backup for when Abby needs to be off the road... your health and well being is at stake!


8,825 posted on 08/12/2026 12:01:50 PM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: zzeeman

Not sure I could get my Doc to write a prescription and buy something nicer as a medical write-off.


8,826 posted on 08/12/2026 2:15:07 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Dead Corpse

Never know until you try!

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8,827 posted on 08/12/2026 6:05:57 PM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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8,828 posted on 08/13/2026 1:50:36 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Stop me before I volunteer again!)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; Covenantor; ...

Good morning. Happy Friday Eve!

Hopefully Abby will get some good news today.

I’m back to watering the new grass areas today. We may get some rainfall this weekend but for now it’s irrigation.

Wordle went OK today, but not like yesterday.

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8,829 posted on 08/13/2026 5:15:09 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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Good Thursday Morning!

Hard to keep one small puppy recovering from surgery calm with another wild puppy in the same house... pray for us!

Talk about a struggle session...

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8,830 posted on 08/13/2026 5:29:50 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: zzeeman

I hear ya. They just don’t seem to understand.


8,831 posted on 08/13/2026 5:35:37 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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happy Thursday...

Notification from USPS that instead of the delivery being before 9PM... that it will be between 9AM and 1130 AM... Might be able to actually ride to the client appoint I have this afternoon if I can get the rear tire re-installed and showered up before then.

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8,832 posted on 08/13/2026 6:36:31 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: ArGee

Not very much...


8,833 posted on 08/13/2026 6:45:31 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Dead Corpse

Good news!

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8,834 posted on 08/13/2026 6:46:05 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: zzeeman

Eh... thunderstorm moving through the area about when I’d need to take off...

I’m not averse to riding in the rain... just not when I’m heading to a client. Showing up looking like a partially drowned bear doesn’t give the appearance of professionalism I’d prefer to portray.

Although... this is an agriculture company.

If this is the biggest decision I need to make today, I think I’ll be ok. :-)


8,835 posted on 08/13/2026 7:38:08 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Dead Corpse

Sounds like it!

Speaking of decisions, I struggled way too long yesterday afternoon trying to decide between Ship to Store or Ship to Home on a tool I was ordering from HD... I told my son that I must be getting old.... 😂


8,836 posted on 08/13/2026 8:22:49 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: zzeeman

I can remember one night when I was up way too late working on a paper (back in my college days, before word processors and such) and I was struggling to figure out the correct spelling of a common word. When I finally realized what I was doing I went to bed.

It was “of”. I was trying to figure out why neither ov nor ove looked right.


8,837 posted on 08/13/2026 11:56:24 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: zzeeman

Good luck!


8,838 posted on 08/13/2026 12:56:36 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Stop me before I volunteer again!)
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To: ArGee

I remember typing a paper in high school and the word “then” didn’t look correct to me... I kept seeing it as “t hen” and it didn’t make sense to me... it was also very late! 😂


8,839 posted on 08/13/2026 4:46:50 PM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Tax-chick

Actually Arthur is being very god with her... he can tell that she is not herself and has been pretty chill around her all day... that is a big relief for us!


8,840 posted on 08/13/2026 4:48:01 PM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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