Posted on 11/26/2024 11:19:27 AM PST by Red Badger
No matter what students bring to future "show and tells" at Orchard Junior School in the Southampton area of England, they will never be able to top this year's spectacle that shut down and evacuated the school.
One bonkers little tyke brought in a bit of vintage "unexploded ordinance" to show his mates.
The school quickly evacuated all the students, called the police, and texted the parents:
Schools are being closed & evacuated - please collect your child from Noadswood field ASAP.
Imagine getting that little note in the middle of the school day.
Laura Holloway, a mother of one of the students was at work at the time. She said,
It was so worrying. Another parent had called saying there were police everywhere. I knew my youngest would have been so scared.
But, she added:
Both schools seemed to deal with it all very well and had the kids lined up and checked off - it must have been very upsetting for everyone involved.
Once the students were out, the police showed up and sent in the bomb squad.
The police's full statement said: ‘We were called at about 1.30pm to a report that a child had brought what may have been a potentially unexploded ordnance to Orchard Junior School.
‘The school was calmly evacuated and a disposal team attended to take the item away to be destroyed as a precaution.'
Not an easy task by any means.
The real question everyone wants to know is "What kind of ‘historic incendiary device' are we talking about here?"
This is England after all. They've been blowing stuff up and getting blown up for centuries.
It could've been anything from a 16th-century mortar to a WWII hand grenade to that morning's beans on toast.
Good morning, everyone. Happy Humph Day!
No matter how big the kitteh, they lovez they boxes!
We have rain this morning. The official temp when I walked The Princess was 58 fs with a guessed high of 64 fs. Not much of a spread there.
I had to replace the external drive I use to back up my computer yesterday. According to all the reports the mechanics were failing. So I bought myself a new SSD backup drive. It’s hard to believe how cheap that was, comparatively speaking.
Since I couldn’t mount the physical drive to wipe it I took it apart so I could recycle the electronics and scrap the data plate. I’m getting pretty good at finding the screws those drive-makers hide under stickers. If you like to have fun with strong magnets, those magnets that move the drive heads so precisely are really something.
I had a decent Wordle outing today, once I was able to actually think of something to guess for that last try.
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It is ready to go in to Fall mode here as well... I guess it will take a bit more time...
Yes, some very bright light out there with deep moon shadows...
Good Midweek Morning!
Need to drop off a couple of returns at the UPS Store this week so I plan to go to town a day earlier than normal... the fact that this is a notable change (at least for me!) makes me realize how much of a creature of habit I have become...
Struggled with this one...
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Holy Cold Snap Wednesday... 29 degrees outside my house this AM... It was 87 on Saturday... Only supposed to hit 64 this afternoon...
Also... Felt bad this morning... Ordered something from a company in England that was supposed to take 4-6 weeks for delivery. It’s been a bit over two months, so I sent a polite inquiry asking if I had missed some communication about a delay in order fulfullment or some other import/tariff nonsense that may have slowed up the order.
Nope... Got a nice email from them saying that their Father had gotten ill and died and this is a family run business... But that my order has now been shipped...
I sent sincerely wordeed condolences back, but was unsure if I should include an apology for intruding on their time of grief...
Ah, the weird dichotomy of being both a modern, and a traditional, Man at the same time.
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I think that it’s good that someone’s death, even the death of someone you didn’t personally know, can matter to you.
It shows you’re not a Democrat.
Well... I already knew that. :-)
Conservative libertarian min-archist. What we used to call a “small government conservative”. Rare as hens teeth these days.
I’m actually looking forward to the technology that allows Robert Heinlein’s “Coventry” to work. I want to be sentenced there.
Pretty sure we’re already in New America now... I kinda wanna join up with Fader and go back...
As far as I can tell, those Sci-Fi writers from the 40s through the 60s really thought social science was a science, and that someone would come up with a scientific way to make government work.
We may be in New America now, but the “science” of government needs a serious kick.
L. Neil Smith. The Probability Broach. Probably one of my favorite “political” sci-fi books. Easier to swallow than Rand’s some times clumsy prose.
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