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Elementary school evacuated after student brought “historic unexploded ordinance” for show and tell
Not The Bee ^ | November 26, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 11/26/2024 11:19:27 AM PST by Red Badger

No matter what students bring to future "show and tells" at Orchard Junior School in the Southampton area of England, they will never be able to top this year's spectacle that shut down and evacuated the school.

One bonkers little tyke brought in a bit of vintage "unexploded ordinance" to show his mates.

The school quickly evacuated all the students, called the police, and texted the parents:

Schools are being closed & evacuated - please collect your child from Noadswood field ASAP.

Imagine getting that little note in the middle of the school day.

Laura Holloway, a mother of one of the students was at work at the time. She said,

It was so worrying. Another parent had called saying there were police everywhere. I knew my youngest would have been so scared.

But, she added:

Both schools seemed to deal with it all very well and had the kids lined up and checked off - it must have been very upsetting for everyone involved.

Once the students were out, the police showed up and sent in the bomb squad.

The police's full statement said: ‘We were called at about 1.30pm to a report that a child had brought what may have been a potentially unexploded ordnance to Orchard Junior School.

‘The school was calmly evacuated and a disposal team attended to take the item away to be destroyed as a precaution.'

Not an easy task by any means.

The real question everyone wants to know is "What kind of ‘historic incendiary device' are we talking about here?"

This is England after all. They've been blowing stuff up and getting blown up for centuries.

It could've been anything from a 16th-century mortar to a WWII hand grenade to that morning's beans on toast.


TOPICS: Education; History; Military/Veterans; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beansontoast; education; england
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To: Dead Corpse

Right, it is the first day of Fall! 🍁


4,981 posted on 09/22/2025 6:32:58 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: zzeeman; Dead Corpse

That explains the weather.

Now to avoid Bugs Bunny’s wish to have a nice fall.


4,982 posted on 09/22/2025 7:53:49 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

🤣


4,983 posted on 09/22/2025 8:15:23 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: ArGee; zzeeman

Agreed... Let any trips taken this fall be pleasent ones...


4,984 posted on 09/22/2025 8:15:39 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Dead Corpse

4,985 posted on 09/22/2025 9:15:59 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee
I think we can do better than that... How about a Joe Dirt T-Rex?


4,986 posted on 09/22/2025 10:09:12 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Dead Corpse

👍🤣


4,987 posted on 09/22/2025 10:20:02 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Dead Corpse; MayflowerMadam; dakine; GOPJ; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; ...

4,988 posted on 09/23/2025 1:39:19 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; Covenantor; ...

Good morning. Happy Twosday!

Iz library open?

We didn’t get a closing date, yesterday. Maybe today. I still have no idea what the hold-up is.

An unforced error on guess 3 sent me on to guess 4 today.

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4,989 posted on 09/23/2025 5:05:13 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

Good morning. Best of luck getting a closing date. Must be nerve-wracking waiting for the other shoe to drop.

We have Forestry this morning. Days with trees are better days.


4,990 posted on 09/23/2025 5:18:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: ArGee
I still have no idea what the hold-up is.

I've been wondering what the delay has been...

4,991 posted on 09/23/2025 5:52:20 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Tax-chick

Days with trees are definitely good days.

One of the reasons we want a closing date is that we had to get temporary insurance for an estate home and the insurance company has asked us to remove all tree limbs hanging over the house. Allstate never asked for that. And I don’t think it would be good for the tree.

We have to comply by Oct 24. We’re hoping to have dropped that insurance by then.


4,992 posted on 09/23/2025 5:52:48 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee; Dead Corpse; HKMk23; Tax-chick; null and void; All

Good Morning!

Still on track for some rain tomorrow... guesses range from 1/4” to 1+”.... we will see....

Thought that I had this one on 3, but I didn’t...

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4,993 posted on 09/23/2025 5:54:47 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: ArGee

*beep beep beep*

At the tone, the time will be 7:56 CST.

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4,994 posted on 09/23/2025 5:55:33 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Dead Corpse

Ah, the memories. Calling AT&T for the time. I was just talking to someone yesterday about party lines (which she was too young to know anything about). Phones that were attached to the wall so you didn’t have to hunt for them, with the added advantage that they worked when the power was out. Dialing “1” for a long-distance number. Collect calls.

Times have certainly changed.

On the other hand, flip-phones are coming back but with lots of flip options.


4,995 posted on 09/23/2025 7:01:17 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

Good luck!


4,996 posted on 09/23/2025 9:30:30 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick

The word is it’s the bank lawyer who is holding everything up. He/she is being appropriately nagged.


4,997 posted on 09/23/2025 9:48:59 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee
I heard most Americans don't get enough sleep.


4,998 posted on 09/23/2025 10:01:27 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

I’m sure the delay has no downside for him/her, resulting in not caring.


4,999 posted on 09/23/2025 11:20:36 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick

Today is Rosh Hashanah. I was wondering if he/she is Jewish.


5,000 posted on 09/23/2025 11:24:15 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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