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Elementary school evacuated after student brought “historic unexploded ordinance” for show and tell
Not The Bee ^ | November 26, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 11/26/2024 11:19:27 AM PST by Red Badger

No matter what students bring to future "show and tells" at Orchard Junior School in the Southampton area of England, they will never be able to top this year's spectacle that shut down and evacuated the school.

One bonkers little tyke brought in a bit of vintage "unexploded ordinance" to show his mates.

The school quickly evacuated all the students, called the police, and texted the parents:

Schools are being closed & evacuated - please collect your child from Noadswood field ASAP.

Imagine getting that little note in the middle of the school day.

Laura Holloway, a mother of one of the students was at work at the time. She said,

It was so worrying. Another parent had called saying there were police everywhere. I knew my youngest would have been so scared.

But, she added:

Both schools seemed to deal with it all very well and had the kids lined up and checked off - it must have been very upsetting for everyone involved.

Once the students were out, the police showed up and sent in the bomb squad.

The police's full statement said: ‘We were called at about 1.30pm to a report that a child had brought what may have been a potentially unexploded ordnance to Orchard Junior School.

‘The school was calmly evacuated and a disposal team attended to take the item away to be destroyed as a precaution.'

Not an easy task by any means.

The real question everyone wants to know is "What kind of ‘historic incendiary device' are we talking about here?"

This is England after all. They've been blowing stuff up and getting blown up for centuries.

It could've been anything from a 16th-century mortar to a WWII hand grenade to that morning's beans on toast.


TOPICS: Education; History; Military/Veterans; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beansontoast; education; england
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To: Tax-chick

Hi T-C...

Did you have a good weekend?

Weather was very mild here with just a couple spots on rain on Saturday. Ana, my oldest, turned 22. Time flies and all that...

Happy Monday!


4,641 posted on 08/25/2025 9:43:13 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: ArGee

Redacting body parts while trimming the topiary is frowned upon by spouses and medical professionals alike.

Be care which static group you end up in. :-)


4,642 posted on 08/25/2025 9:44:14 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Tax-chick

Hopefully it is an enjoyable one!


4,643 posted on 08/25/2025 9:49:17 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Tax-chick

I’m glad to know they got that time warp thing figured out.


4,644 posted on 08/25/2025 9:52:51 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

4,645 posted on 08/25/2025 9:53:36 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Dead Corpse

Gosh, 22. A little older than James: he’ll be 22 in January.

I think we were doing stuff all weekend, because I can’t remember much. I guess it was okay. Tom came over on Saturday, and Pat came over on Sunday. They do their laundry here.

It was hot here. Frank did NOT mow the lawn. Oh, I remember Frank went to his friend’s house to help him dismantle part of the wrecked truck he’s rebuilding.


4,646 posted on 08/25/2025 11:47:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: ArGee; zzeeman; Dead Corpse

Kathleen had an orthodontist appointment at 8:00 this morning. Then we went to Walmart, and then we worked in the warehouse for the food bank for a couple of hours. Frank and Vlad have school today, should be back pretty soon, and then Frank can mow the lawn.


4,647 posted on 08/25/2025 11:49:04 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick
A little older than James: he’ll be 22 in January.

Does James celebrate the birth of his hair on the same day?

4,648 posted on 08/25/2025 12:02:08 PM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Tax-chick
I can remember orthodontist appointments being a huge source of residual pain. Is that still a thing?


4,649 posted on 08/25/2025 12:05:08 PM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Tax-chick

Busy, busy, busy!


4,650 posted on 08/25/2025 12:20:45 PM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: ArGee

Some kids we know have braces, but Kathleen will have Invisalign.


4,651 posted on 08/25/2025 1:20:24 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick; MayflowerMadam; dakine; GOPJ; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; ...

4,652 posted on 08/26/2025 1:46:42 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; Covenantor; ...

Good morning. Happy Twosday!

I wonder if we’d have had pets if they’d cost as much as they seem to cost now. I know my father wouldn’t have spent as much as we’re spending on The Princess.

One of the things Mrs. ArGee chose to inherit is a spinning wheel. Her mom didn’t spin. She doesn’t spin. But “it’s been in the family for generations” so we’re going to find a place for it and she’ll dust it regularly. We wrapped it up last night so I could drive it to The Wildlands this weekend. However, “If it gets damaged it’s going to be hard for me to forgive you.” It’s just a thing. I don’t get that way about things.

The Wordle was so-so this morning.

Wordle 1,529 4/6

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🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜
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4,653 posted on 08/26/2025 4:57:33 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee; Dead Corpse; HKMk23; Tax-chick; null and void; All

Good Morning!

“Ride a painted pony, let the spinnin’ wheel spin...”

(Just be careful on how you handle that, Mister!)

Finally broke out of 4sville today...

Wordle 1,529 3/6*

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4,654 posted on 08/26/2025 5:26:20 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Tax-chick

That little guy has no idea!


4,655 posted on 08/26/2025 5:30:15 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: zzeeman

Fall has come early here apparently. 55 and cloudy... Weird weather for this time of year.

Wordle 1,529 4/6

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4,656 posted on 08/26/2025 6:12:03 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: zzeeman

Nice job on the Wordle.

Spinnin Wheel is one of my favorites.


4,657 posted on 08/26/2025 6:27:22 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Dead Corpse

It was about 55 fs for us this morning, too.

It definitely doesn’t feel like late August here.


4,658 posted on 08/26/2025 6:28:02 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Dead Corpse

Yeah, I saw that some cold air from Canada was sliding down for a while... are the fires done?


4,659 posted on 08/26/2025 6:37:27 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: ArGee

Thanks, had to break out of the 4s at some point... it was the first thing that popped into my head after reading your post...


4,660 posted on 08/26/2025 6:38:23 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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