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Elementary school evacuated after student brought “historic unexploded ordinance” for show and tell
Not The Bee ^ | November 26, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 11/26/2024 11:19:27 AM PST by Red Badger

No matter what students bring to future "show and tells" at Orchard Junior School in the Southampton area of England, they will never be able to top this year's spectacle that shut down and evacuated the school.

One bonkers little tyke brought in a bit of vintage "unexploded ordinance" to show his mates.

The school quickly evacuated all the students, called the police, and texted the parents:

Schools are being closed & evacuated - please collect your child from Noadswood field ASAP.

Imagine getting that little note in the middle of the school day.

Laura Holloway, a mother of one of the students was at work at the time. She said,

It was so worrying. Another parent had called saying there were police everywhere. I knew my youngest would have been so scared.

But, she added:

Both schools seemed to deal with it all very well and had the kids lined up and checked off - it must have been very upsetting for everyone involved.

Once the students were out, the police showed up and sent in the bomb squad.

The police's full statement said: ‘We were called at about 1.30pm to a report that a child had brought what may have been a potentially unexploded ordnance to Orchard Junior School.

‘The school was calmly evacuated and a disposal team attended to take the item away to be destroyed as a precaution.'

Not an easy task by any means.

The real question everyone wants to know is "What kind of ‘historic incendiary device' are we talking about here?"

This is England after all. They've been blowing stuff up and getting blown up for centuries.

It could've been anything from a 16th-century mortar to a WWII hand grenade to that morning's beans on toast.


TOPICS: Education; History; Military/Veterans; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beansontoast; education; england
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To: zzeeman

I’m almost not sure we should start today, but since I’ve already played, I’ll post my score.

It sure doesn’t feel like a good game day.

Wordle 1,369 3/6*

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2,361 posted on 03/19/2025 5:28:40 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Tax-chick

Sorry to hear that. “Face” may you RIP in peace pain free.

Condolences to the family and her close FRiends at FR.


2,362 posted on 03/19/2025 5:32:45 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (This will be a hot extract!)
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To: ArGee; Dead Corpse; HKMk23

Morning!

I thought about that... but I do believe that ‘Face would want us to stick with our plans... One of the things that I will always remember about ‘Face was that she was a real Wordle Whiz when I was just starting to play....

Based on the timing of events, I guess I see this round as the ‘Face Memorial round...

I got off to a rough start going one over on the opening hole...

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2,363 posted on 03/19/2025 5:36:15 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: ArGee; zzeeman; Tax-chick
That’s a very sweet post. ♥️

‘Face grew up as a military brat like I did. Then she became a military wife. The wanderlust never really leaves you when you have that background. We had talked about that. She had that restlessness and it can make you a little crazy sometimes.

She loved fiercely and was very much loved. She will be missed.

But now she has found that perfect place.

That she has. The long journey is finally over.

May our friend be in peace and joy now.

2,364 posted on 03/19/2025 5:43:40 AM PDT by Allegra (🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈)
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To: Allegra

I have observed about Mrs. ArGee that she probably has a much better imagination of the perfection of the World to Come than I have, which made her much less accepting of the imperfection of this world.

I think ‘Face had the same imagination.


2,365 posted on 03/19/2025 6:06:18 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Allegra; ArGee

I agree with both of you.


2,366 posted on 03/19/2025 6:08:28 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Allegra

Amen!


2,367 posted on 03/19/2025 6:17:58 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Tax-chick

Nothing yet. Please let us know if her Daughter has something we can do to help remember her.


2,368 posted on 03/19/2025 6:19:39 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: zzeeman; ArGee

Agreed. Still find it getting dusty in here from time to time... but clear enough to see the numbers on the clubs...

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2,369 posted on 03/19/2025 6:22:13 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Tax-chick; ANKE69; Bikkuri
The Undead used to take over Zot threads, back in the day, but there got to be fewer of them, and then none. I guess we all grew up ;-).

The Viking Kitties still come out to play. Bikkuri has kept that timed-honored tradition alive.

We still occasionally dance upon the scorched remnants of miscreants. :)

2,370 posted on 03/19/2025 6:39:49 AM PDT by Allegra (🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈)
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To: Dead Corpse; zzeeman

I, too, appear to have something that keeps getting in my eye.


2,371 posted on 03/19/2025 6:41:51 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee; Dead Corpse

As sad as it is, I am thankful that she didn’t fall in to one of those long-term suffering situations.... it would have been miserable for her....


2,372 posted on 03/19/2025 7:56:37 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: zzeeman; Dead Corpse; Tax-chick

Agreed.

I know the LDS Church takes good care of their members, but it’s hard to imagine even a good Church congregation taking as good care of someone as Mrs. ArGee takes of her mother, and she’s right here in town to do that.

I think long term care would have been very hard on ‘Face.


2,373 posted on 03/19/2025 8:01:01 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: zzeeman; ArGee
As sad as it is, I am thankful that she didn’t fall in to one of those long-term suffering situations.... it would have been miserable for her....

Yes, that is a blessing.

I’m picturing her joyfully reuniting with all of the loved ones she had lost here on earth, including furry friends.

This place will never be the same without ‘Face.

2,374 posted on 03/19/2025 8:03:23 AM PDT by Allegra (🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈)
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To: Dead Corpse

It’s getting closer to a reasonable time to text. I figure they’d be exhausted from the emergency travel.


2,375 posted on 03/19/2025 8:03:42 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Allegra; Tax-chick

(I believe) 2 V.K.s and 3 Zots this week, but none were their threads (I actually didn’t check..and am on iPad now, so won’t be able to until I sleep/wake up later).

If any of them ARE, Whomever will take over for our dear Monkeyface will be more than welcome, I am sure, to move over there when ready,.

I am sure she is keeping God company while keeping an eye on us down here.


2,376 posted on 03/19/2025 8:49:01 AM PDT by Bikkuri (I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
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To: ArGee; Dead Corpse; Tax-chick; Allegra

Yes, many of us know how difficult it can be when you have close family in the same county…. Her kids being out of state would have a hard time helping her out…


2,377 posted on 03/19/2025 9:02:28 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: zzeeman; ArGee; Dead Corpse; Tax-chick; Allegra

Yes, pretty much impossible. They both got there before she passed away, at least.

I texted her daughter about an address for cards or flowers.


2,378 posted on 03/19/2025 9:04:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick

Oh, that’s great that they were able to get there in time…


2,379 posted on 03/19/2025 9:07:35 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Tax-chick

Thank you T-C...


2,380 posted on 03/19/2025 9:07:38 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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