Presidential Appointments We’d Like to See

11/12/2024 | Nikos1121

[nikos1121]

1. Chris Christie-Official White House Food Tester

President Trump has already had two assassination attempts on his life. Someone needs to test his food before he eats it.

2. Elon Musk-Head of NASA

In addition to his duties as Czar of Deregulation and Federal Government Audit, Musk would head NASA

3. Tom Hanks, P.Diddy & Opra Winfrey-Taskforce to the President on Preventing Child Trafficking

4. Anthony Scaramucci-Special Envoy to the Isle of Mann

5. Robert Dinero-Deputy Secretary to HHS overseeing Nursing Home Fall Prevention Regulations

6. George Clooney-Ambassador to Western Siberia

7. Whoopi Goldberg-Ambassador to Lebanon

8. Sunny Hostin-Deputy Dept of Education Section on Standardizing Ebonic Dictionary

9. Joy Reid-Junior Deputy Dept of HHS assigned to Section overseeing research grant on anger management in workplace.

10. Stephen A. Smith-Special Envoy to Swaziland

[nikos1121]

This is just a sampling of Presidential appointments Trump should make. I welcome any other from members of this forum.

[Carl Vehse]

Where are the application forms for hangmen, who will need to be hired following the trials, convictions, and sentencing of the traitorous Demonicrats?

[tennmountainman]

Very funny!

[rdl6989]

I don’t know about Christie as food tester. Would there be any food left after the test?

[SovereignVA]

Trump and Kennedy set this up: https://nominees.mahanow.org/

[Eccl 10:2]

1. Chris Christie-Official White House Food Tester

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The problem is that he’d want to test every last bite

[RoosterRedux]

Ha Ha. Much fun.

[V_TWIN]

Auditioning for a spot with The Babylon Bee perhaps?

Nicely done my friend. 🙂👍🙏

[cnsmom]

Hillary Clinton Ambassador to Haiti.

[nikos1121]

Good one!

[Lake Living]

😂

[MalPearce]

Ambassadors for tackling the big social issues angsting the liberals.

Jocelyn Wildenstein, Donatella Visace and Joan Van Ark for promoting body positivity.

All three of them are successful but are also cautionary tales.

You want to end the nonbinary / transmale madness in girls, get rid of the toxic culture that starts in early teens with them feeling pressured into getting a nose job and silicone boobs.

If girls get a lifelong habit of Botox and surgery in youth, they’ll look like a million bucks wasted (with the “love child of Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers” frozen face) by the time they’re 50.

Bringing back traditional values starts with desexualizing our daughters and teaching boys respect.

[Gay State Conservative]

later

[Thank You Rush]

The list with the exception of Elon Musk are intended to be jokes...WHY is Musk included as a joke?

[nikos1121]

These are not jokes

[Fiji Hill]

Liz Cheney—ambassador to the Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic, aka Transnistria

[dfwgator]

Liz Cheney—ambassador to the Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic, aka Transnistria

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Ambassador to Eritrea works for me.

[Thank You Rush]

“”These are not jokes””

Then what are they?

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[nikos1121]

Presidential Appointments We’d Like to See