[larrytown]

Moons, Uranus.

Just here for the comments.

[newnhdad]

Barney Frank is mildly interested.

[MNJohnnie]

The regular copious quantities of methane gas erupting from Uranus kill all hope of life living near there.

[dennisw]

Bring in Beavis n Butthead for the lowdown on this scintillating development.

[monkeyshine]

Bring a parka

[Tell It Right]

But a new analysis shows that Voyager's visit coincided with a powerful solar storm, which led to a misleading idea of what the Uranian system is really like.

Translation: Don't get too caught up with any ideas of there being a Creator. Random chance might still have created advanced life out there, but the storm messed up our Voyager readings to keep us from seeing it and made us thing Uranus' moons were examples of entropy instead of examples of random chance making life from chaos. We just happened to make our observations at the wrong time.

[V_TWIN]

Too easy 😏

[Billthedrill]

Nasa has plans to launch a new mission, the Uranus Orbiter and Probe...

Nope. Too easy.

[BenLurkin]

Looking for water ice here as well.

[Rastus]

No peace until Pluto is redeclared a planet. Screw NDT.

[heavy metal]

kim kardashian already proved that...

[rexthecat]

You don't need to look in Uranus for aliens..

[Getready]

Speculative b.s.
Darwin opined that life started “in some warm little pond”...Uranus and it’s 5 moons average temp is -320 fahrenheit...they don’t even know if there are underground oceans of water there....their initial assessment of the planet was messed up by space anomalies?
Wait till 2045 for mission to get there?
By then the earth will have frozen because we will have blocked the sun from hitting the earth, and our C02 levels will have dropped to near zero and Greta Thunberg will be energy czar to try and heat up the planet.
...and now for the obligatory puns...
“I thought there was only one moon associated with Uranus.”

[glennaro]

Yeah. I've heard all the jokes about poor Uranus's name ... and I find it to be annoying and trivial. Especially when taking into consideration that any civilization that may have once existed on Uranus would indeed suffer the societal pain of living on a turd-world planet.
(OK ... now back to work ...)

[Blurb2350]

I still remember this joke from junior high:
Q: How is the Starship Enterprise like a roll of TP?
A: They both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons.

[SkyDancer]

And the temperature on those moons is what exactly? Plus atmosphere?

[SkyDancer]

But yet the unborn children are just what(?) according to justice Sotomayor?

[yelostar]

[Vendome]

Just here for the jokes...

[Army Air Corps]

The Cornholio series of probes will help find the answer.