Two Australian mathematicians... Stephen Woodcock and Jay Falletta has found that... while mathematically true, the theorem is "misleading", they say.
How many monkeys would it take to replicate this study? ;^) I'm doing the joke without checking the replies. I would have had my monkeys check for me, but the horny hairy jerks are having crazy hot monkey you-know-what in another part of the house. If someone actually tries the Shakespeare experiment, they have to remember to keep the monkeys isolated from each other. Thanks nickcarraway.
One came close. He typed “To be or not to be, that is the #fzlw%@@.”
Some could argue that even without the infinite monkeys,
On a tiny mostly harmless planet far from the galactic empire some lost monkey decedents did in fact recreate many of the works of Shakespeare.
Not Shakespeare, but they could easily type NY Times editorials......,.
But monkeys could report the news far better than the drive-by media ever has.