[SunkenCiv]

Two Australian mathematicians... Stephen Woodcock and Jay Falletta has found that... while mathematically true, the theorem is "misleading", they say.

How many monkeys would it take to replicate this study? ;^) I'm doing the joke without checking the replies. I would have had my monkeys check for me, but the horny hairy jerks are having crazy hot monkey you-know-what in another part of the house. If someone actually tries the Shakespeare experiment, they have to remember to keep the monkeys isolated from each other. Thanks nickcarraway.

[Ken H]

One came close. He typed “To be or not to be, that is the #fzlw%@@.”

[algore]

Some could argue that even without the infinite monkeys,

On a tiny mostly harmless planet far from the galactic empire some lost monkey decedents did in fact recreate many of the works of Shakespeare.

[Red Badger]

Not Shakespeare, but they could easily type NY Times editorials......,.

[mass55th]

But monkeys could report the news far better than the drive-by media ever has.

[SunkenCiv]

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