You have to count coaches! And the 100 other staff. And the practice squad. And the injured reserve. And guests.
That’s impossible.
Somebody’s stealing them.....................
Remember there’s a huge staff. Coaches for every position. Strength coaches. Water boys. Not to mention the business side. Each team is probably 1000 people all told.
I know a guy who played NFL-level football - an offensive lineman. He said during the season and with a weight-lifting program, he could easily eat a 48 oz steak for dinner every night, after having had a full breakfast and lunch and snacks during the day.
What’s an uncrustable?
You have to count coaches! And the 100 other staff. And the practice squad. And the injured reserve. And guests.
I don’t think that’s right.
80,000 a year, over an 18-week schedule is around 4,444 per week, spread out over 32 teams equals about 138-140 per team, per week. If you just figured a 53-man roster that would be only 3-4 per person per week, which is not abnormal.
The 53-man roster is just what is active on Sunday, not counting the practice squad and players that are injured.
Not gonna lie - grape/peanut butter Uncrustables are always going to have a place in my fridge. They’d better not stop making them.
Don’t dismiss Fruit Gushers
Junk. Uncrustables must be losing money and trying to pick up more sales.