Posted on 10/13/2024 4:28:56 AM PDT by MtnClimber
I’m so old I remember when we learned about advertising fakery by ordering stuff like sea horses and x-ray vision glasses from the back of comic books. Younger generations caught on when they compared what they’d seen in the TV ads with the actual products. For voters this time around all they have to do is scan X online. The sea horse ads were better fakes than the Harris-Walz team is churning out. Of course, there is the candidates’ utter failure in public appearances -- such as they are -- to show Harris-Walz viewers that they are phony, unserious contenders for the highest offices in the land.
My favorite satire site, Babylon Bee, nailed it on the public appearance flops.
U.S. -- Despite polling momentum swinging towards former President Trump, political pundits believe that Kamala Harris can still win the election if she can just remain completely unseen and unheard until November 6th.
"If they can just lock her in the basement with Joe, she has a shot," said NBC analyst Chuck Todd. "Kamala's favorability depends on people losing all memory of her voice, face, actions, and anything related to her in any way."
With the race a statistical tie last week, Democrat strategists made the bold decision to have Kamala attempt talking to actual humans. "It was a big risk, having her open her mouth and speak," said DNC chair Jaime Harrison. "It took approximately 30 seconds to realize we had made a huge mistake. I did not know how much I could hate listening to someone saying words. I regret everything."
Though Kamala's polling has slipped since she began her media tour, pundits believe the damage can be limited if no one ever hears from the candidate ever again.
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
The basement tour worked for Biden.
“...if she can just remain completely unseen and unheard until November 6th...”
What? Then hide some more?
I remember when they used to say “Let it all hang out”.
Those seahorses were brine shrimp. I tried and failed in my shrimp-farming venture. I couldn’t get those little buggers to grow big enough to eat.
As I recall, the brine shrimp were advertised as “sea monkeys”, not seahorses. It’s been a very long time since I’ve seen one of those ads, though.
You’re right. What I was doing was trying to raise monkeys on shrimp food. Stupid me.
Yep! And they were portrayed as families, with a dad Sea Monkey, a mom Sea Monkey, a teen Sea Monkey, and some little Sea Monkeys. All flying around their watery castle...
Yes it was a rigged election 3:00am vote dumping when everyone was a sleep as democrats call it a mugging.
I think the ads disappeared around the time Shrimp Ramen became popular.
Exactly, this IS WHEN THE FRAUD TOOK PLACE.
NO OBSERVERS JUST FRAUD.
Agree
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Sea horses? Sea Monkeys!
You mean I’ve been eating sea monkey ramen all these years? Oh well, it tastes good.
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