[xoxox]

if you liked fiat money, you’ll love carbon credits.

[rktman]

OFFS! Guessing there’s SO much money to be made this won’t go away until the meteor strike.

[dfwgator]

It’s log, it’s log,
It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood
It’s log, it’s log,
It’s better than bad, it’s good!

[The Old Hoosier]

Great idea — greenies can donate to the cause of buying up billions of cords of firewood and storing them on ice for centuries. Meanwhile, the rest of us can ignore the issue forever.

[edwinland]

Another way to do the exact same thing is not recycle paper.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

"Wood vaults" -- how very odd that nobody ever thought of that before...

[PubliusMM]

Educated idiots yammering to a mindless mass of sheeple about trying to control Mother Nature.
Spending trillions in the process and dreaming up outlandish schemes those same sheeple then embrace?
Absolutely ridiculous.

[marktwain]

Achieving net-zero carbon dioxide (CO2) emissions is crucial for combating climate change,

A couple of obvious false assumptions in that clause.

[central_va]

The human race has lost it’s mind.

[BenLurkin]

[Eli Kopter]

What a joke. Somebody will get rich (like Al Gore).

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Destructive solutions for non-existent problems, that’s what we need.

[frank ballenger]

Now if Chevy Chase had a log, a yule log, not in the sense you may think of a log....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEZWtohobaE

[Jim Robinson]

Burn and bury the Paris Agreement. Problem solved. No muss, no fuss.

[PROCON]

Achieving net-zero carbon dioxide (CO2) emissions is crucial for combating climate change...

This pseudo-science nonsense just won't go away.

[HYPOCRACY]

Whatever keeps these idiots busy. Give them spoons to dig with.

[hoagy62]

They can go to zero carbon emissions, new engineering solutions, and even change the diet of the entire world. You know, of course , The true solution they will eventually put forth is the massive depopulation of the planet.

And just who do you think they’re going to suggest die off first?

[Omnivore-Dan]

Ok, just pay a ridiculous amount of tax dollars and the world will get cooler. Oh, and I have a bridge for sale.

[Lockbox]

I’m working on the cow fart vault. It will save the planet!

Working on the Patent right now. I’ll get governments to mandate its use! I’ll make trillions!

Only one question, does anyone know how to train a cow to use the cow fart vault?

[TigersEye]

Earth First! We’ll bury the forests on other planets later.