[AFB-XYZ]

And, I shake everyone’s hand.

When doing so, make sure to tell the Mohammedans about your tragically injured left hand, which made it necessary to use your right hand for EVERYTHING. :-)

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I have learned that you should \never\ use your left hand to touch a Muzzie.
The Quran forbids it as it also instructs the Muzzie to clean their bottom after defecating with ONLY their left hand.

So, my BaconBits are in my right hand pocket.