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The bloodied victim is shown in the aftermath of the attack. “Preliminary investigations found that a group of otters entered the recreation center to look for food in the park pond,” said Sabah Wildlife Department Director Roland Oliver Niun. “There is indeed a population of wild otters near the park, and we also see a change in the behavior of the animals when the community feeds them.”

Perhaps some Haitians can thin the otter population ?

1 posted on 09/11/2024 3:23:05 PM PDT by OldHarbor
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She otta carried a knife.


2 posted on 09/11/2024 3:26:41 PM PDT by Fungi
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That would be a good fight.

I was driving down a road in Kentucky and saw this guy sneaking up on a Groundhog.

I pulled over to watch the fun.

I guess the Groundhog must have been contemplating that old zen koan about the noise from one hand clapping because the guy snuck right up on it and grabbed it.

It was like they were playing a Bugs Bunny cartoon with the Tasmanian Devil.

The guy was screaming and trying to get away and the Groundhog must have been a Black Belt in Groundhog Fu because it was really wailing on the guy.

You know, you can’t buy that kind of entertainment.


3 posted on 09/11/2024 3:34:09 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
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The cats pooled their resources and hired some muscle.


4 posted on 09/11/2024 3:36:21 PM PDT by blackdog ((Z28.310) Be careful what you say. Your refrigerator may be listening & reporting you.)
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Wild animals generally avoid contact with humans. The problem usually occurs when said humans try doing something stupid. Just sayin’.


5 posted on 09/11/2024 3:38:59 PM PDT by Fireone ("and dumb & silent we may be led, like sheep, to the Slaughter." G. Washington 1783)
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I guess the jogger couldn’t outrun the otters.


6 posted on 09/11/2024 3:39:57 PM PDT by xp38
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“by a gang of otters”

Oh, PLEASE - It’s racist enough calling them “Canadians” (for those of us in the hospitality business), or “Monkeys” (for those of us in the real world), but now Otters.

Enough of this crap, just call a spade, a spade.


7 posted on 09/11/2024 3:40:18 PM PDT by BobL
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The correct term for several otters is “bevy”.

A gang of otters would be the ones smoking and carrying switchblades.


8 posted on 09/11/2024 3:41:25 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
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9 posted on 09/11/2024 3:41:37 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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11 posted on 09/11/2024 3:45:36 PM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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Could of been worse. Cof been a killer rabbit.


13 posted on 09/11/2024 3:48:02 PM PDT by VRW Conspirator (Big Pharma, Big tech, Big Comms, Big Oil, Big Defense Contractor, Big Banks - BUST THE TRUSTS)
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Otter than that, it was a fine jog.

16 posted on 09/11/2024 3:50:32 PM PDT by Songcraft
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Yikes! Never did trust those weaselly looking fellows.


18 posted on 09/11/2024 3:57:54 PM PDT by EnderWiggin1970
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This is how it starts.


21 posted on 09/11/2024 4:16:57 PM PDT by Delta 21 (If anyone is treasonous, it is those who call me such.)
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The otters saw her on their turf and wanted some sort of remittance , when she proved lacking they had to rough her up to teach her a lesson.

She should show up with some arsenic flavored snacks and gift them as peace offering.

22 posted on 09/11/2024 4:18:59 PM PDT by OldHarbor (strained statutory arguments, appeals to inconsistent history, reliance on out-of-c)
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At first, I thought the headline was Mick Jagger getting mauled.

I can’t get no satisfaction from this story.


24 posted on 09/11/2024 4:22:51 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
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The otters probably mistook her for a seal. She should have tried to make herself look larger, or played dead. I think which strategy you use depends on whether they’re European or African otters.


27 posted on 09/11/2024 4:38:40 PM PDT by Flag_This (They're lying.)
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"water weasel octet"

Who said poetry is dead?

28 posted on 09/11/2024 4:43:16 PM PDT by The Old Hoosier (Right makes might)
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The horror…. the horror:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FIe-kpuwe2g


31 posted on 09/11/2024 4:50:04 PM PDT by House Atreides (I’m now ULTRA-MAGA-PRO-MAX)
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A Daily Mail story from Nov 2023 says that there are two distinct families of otters.

Two of Singapore's most famous otter families were embroiled in a bitter fight
The Bishan family and the Marina family were seen in a territorial spat
The families have fought for years over precious hunting and breeding grounds

It's otter carnage! Astonishing moment two rival otter families charge towards each other and battle in territorial clash

32 posted on 09/11/2024 4:50:57 PM PDT by OldHarbor (strained statutory arguments, appeals to inconsistent history, reliance on out-of-c)
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otterly ridiculous...


34 posted on 09/11/2024 4:53:14 PM PDT by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
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