1 posted on
08/28/2024 5:32:10 PM PDT by
simpson96
To: simpson96
That will make Thanksgiving dinner really awkward. Maybe wear a BP vest...
2 posted on
08/28/2024 5:37:26 PM PDT by
subterfuge
(I'm a pure-blood!)
To: simpson96
Brianna is featured on the Hot/Crazy Matrix chart.
3 posted on
08/28/2024 5:42:11 PM PDT by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
To: simpson96
“Brianna”?
It was destined in the stars.
7 posted on
08/28/2024 5:59:57 PM PDT by
CFW
To: simpson96
A witness told police that Jarrells and the victim were sisters, and came to his home after attending a wedding earlier in the evening. The headline is technically correct, but it's not like this happened at the event or even involved the wedding couple.
Cheated by a clickbait title, and even left to wonder if perchance alcohol had been involved..
8 posted on
08/28/2024 6:00:14 PM PDT by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: simpson96
"Oh [blank] I thought I just nipped her," Classic.
9 posted on
08/28/2024 6:03:53 PM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(I think women should get out of women's sports before they get hurt.)
To: simpson96
Who even thinks of pulling a boxcutter or knife or gun on anybody?
10 posted on
08/28/2024 6:07:03 PM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
(The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
To: simpson96
Baltimorons.
11 posted on
08/28/2024 6:07:13 PM PDT by
Governor Dinwiddie
(LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
To: simpson96
So of course I though the usual suspects... but not so here!
For some unbeknownst reason to me I’m not that upset.
To: simpson96
16 posted on
08/28/2024 6:21:54 PM PDT by
Bullish
(...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
To: simpson96
Hey Yogi! Sometimes it’s white trash ...
21 posted on
08/28/2024 7:36:28 PM PDT by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: simpson96
Family portraits, taken the the Target Store public restroom.
To: simpson96
BALTIMORE
Do I even need to say it?
24 posted on
08/28/2024 8:08:55 PM PDT by
PLMerite
("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too. 😁 " - Robert Conquest )
To: simpson96
RANDOM: He killed my auntie!
FATHER: Please, please!
This is supposed to be a happy occasion!
Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.
We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock.
Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen
to his death.
But I think I’ve not lost a son, so much as... gained a daughter! For, since the tragic death of her father —
RANDOM: He’s not quite dead!
FATHER: Since the near fatal wounding of her father —
RANDOM: He’s getting better!
FATHER: For, since her own father... who, when he seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him, — [ugh]
RANDOM: Oh, he’s died!
FATHER: And I want his only daughter to look upon me... as her own dad — in a very real, and legally binding sense.
[clapping]
25 posted on
08/28/2024 8:22:42 PM PDT by
Clay Moore
(My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch. )
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