Posted on 08/27/2024 11:31:56 AM PDT by nickcarraway
I don’t like it but sell a lot at my little pizza restaurant.
Mozzarella, ham, pineapple, topped with some cheddar.
Another reason to hate Canada..
I have an Arti-Garlic pizza on the menu.
Alfredo sauce base, garlic powder, onion, mushrooms, tomato, artichoke hearts, mozzarella and pepper jack cheeses.
That sounds very good, and very like what I used to get in an eatery on K street in DC. I have never found another place around here that makes the same kind of thing.
I’ve had Hawaiian pizza once, in Stari Grad, on the island of Hvar, in Croatia. Stari Grad (”Old City”) was originally an ancient Greek colony named Pharos. So I guess it was OK to eat a pizza invented by a Greek there.
It’s not bad. The pineapple carmelizes as it bakes so it’s more sweet, like in an upside down cake, than acidic like raw pineapple.
But you need something salty like ham or bacon to contrast with to get the proper effect.
“Ham never really made sense to me. If it was Hawaiian, shouldn’t it have coconut?”
Well Hawaiians do love a good pig roast. And they’re crazy for Spam.
I take Greek pita bread, which is thicker and fluffier than a middle eastern pita, and top it with sliced red onion, sliced kalamata olives, feta, and drizzle it with olive oil and lots of oregano and a touch of salt. Broil till the edges are crispy.
I actually copied this from a square slice that I had once that also had spinach. It doesn’t need tomato sauce.
Evil, evil, evil man!!!!
We just had Marco’s Hawaiian Chicken pizza Sunday. Beside ham and pineapple, there were chicken and bacon. People liked it.
I am relieved no Italian (or Italian-American) was involved.
“Big kahuna pizza? That’s that Hawaiian pizza joint isn’t it?’
How about Big Sausage Pizza?
Somehow it figures that a Greek sticks fruit where it don’t belong. Bet they are really happy about adding spam to it...
Leave pizza alone! Put it on a pita!
Keep your sausage out of my pizza.
“Wh-What?”
“Say what one more time. I dare you.”
I kid you not. Makes Pineapple ham pizza sound darn good in comparison.
My favorite!
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