I have an Arti-Garlic pizza on the menu.
Alfredo sauce base, garlic powder, onion, mushrooms, tomato, artichoke hearts, mozzarella and pepper jack cheeses.
That sounds very good, and very like what I used to get in an eatery on K street in DC. I have never found another place around here that makes the same kind of thing.
I'd eat that. Hate Hawaiian pizza. Fortunately you can't even get it around these parts.