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Oh No! Man At DNC Thinking He Was In Line For Food Truck Accidentally Gets Vasectomy
Babylon Bee ^ | 8/21/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/22/2024 6:42:51 PM PDT by God luvs America

A 34-year-old male identified as Damien Trevor, an out-of-state attendee at the Democratic National Convention, had his hopes dashed Wednesday when he thought he was waiting in line for a delicious burrito from a food truck but accidentally got a vasectomy instead.

"I thought it was weird when they asked me to get on the truck and take off my pants, but I thought, 'eh, this must be a great burrito,'" he recounted.

According to sources, it was not worth it.

"I just wanted a burrito!! No!!!" Damien Trevor reportedly cried after being snipped. "Why does this keep happening to me? This is worse than that time I accidentally got an abortion! Who puts a mobile vasectomy center next to a food truck anyway?"

Witnesses were reportedly empathetic to the plight of Damien Trevor but questioned his intelligence since there was no food signage on the truck. "There was even a sign that said, 'Free Vasectomies Here!' in large letters," said local bystander Joseph Wails as he was getting snipped for free.

"I just thought a vasectomy was some sort of hot sauce," Trevor admitted. "I mean, sure, I thought it was weird when they had me sign a waiver, but I just thought it was gonna be really really hot."

At publishing time, Damien Trevor was at least thankful he wouldn't be contributing to global warming by having any children.


TOPICS: Humor
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Gotta love the Bee!!
1 posted on 08/22/2024 6:42:51 PM PDT by God luvs America
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To: God luvs America

Even if they do hit too close to the mark these days.


2 posted on 08/22/2024 6:43:32 PM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: God luvs America

For a moment there...


3 posted on 08/22/2024 6:46:48 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain (A perfect storm. There will be no escape from what is coming.)
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To: God luvs America
I just thought a vasectomy was some sort of hot sauce," Trevor admitted. "I mean, sure, I thought it was weird when they had me sign a waiver, but I just thought it was gonna be really really hot."

Dying here!

4 posted on 08/22/2024 6:47:43 PM PDT by workerbee (==)
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To: God luvs America

” I’ll take a weinerschnitzel”


5 posted on 08/22/2024 6:49:25 PM PDT by sopo
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To: God luvs America

” I’ll take a weinerschnitzel”


6 posted on 08/22/2024 6:52:27 PM PDT by sopo
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To: God luvs America

Is the DNC live-streaming these medical procedures?


7 posted on 08/22/2024 6:54:00 PM PDT by GSWarrior (Don’t ever tell me “it can’t happen here.”)
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To: God luvs America

LOL


8 posted on 08/22/2024 6:54:01 PM PDT by GOPJ (Kamala kisses up and punches down - cgbg * Walz put tampon dispensers in boys bathrooms...)
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To: God luvs America

It could have been worse. He might have accidentally gone to the “gender affirmation” line. Then they’d have cut off everything.


9 posted on 08/22/2024 7:15:07 PM PDT by Angelino97
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To: God luvs America

But seriously ... I can see a dimwitted democRAT falling for that ...


10 posted on 08/22/2024 7:18:34 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: God luvs America

Ahhhhh hahahahahahahahahaha!

Love me some Bee!


11 posted on 08/22/2024 7:21:26 PM PDT by rlmorel (J.D. Vance and The Legend of The MaMaw of The 19 Loaded Guns!)
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To: No name given ; God luvs America

“Even if they do hit too close to the mark these days.”

That’s the best satire, when it’s so close to the mark that it’s believable.

This is another one that was utterly believable...

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4259970/posts


12 posted on 08/22/2024 7:55:03 PM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: All

The guy got a Mexican vasectomy......was enrolled in
S/S and collects disability benefits at the same time.


13 posted on 08/22/2024 10:53:10 PM PDT by Liz
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To: Angelino97

lol.........


14 posted on 08/22/2024 10:53:50 PM PDT by Liz
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To: aquila48

There was the guy on X that trolled some BBC reporter. When I first saw it I thought it might be true - but...

He is some “famous” guy on X (comedian? conservative??). He was saying how great it will be to have a black woman as president. He had never realized how terrible black people had it until his wife brought home her boyfriend, who is black. We’re in a polymorphus relationship you know. And...


15 posted on 08/22/2024 11:01:19 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant - Never Fearful)
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