Posted on 08/22/2024 6:42:51 PM PDT by God luvs America
A 34-year-old male identified as Damien Trevor, an out-of-state attendee at the Democratic National Convention, had his hopes dashed Wednesday when he thought he was waiting in line for a delicious burrito from a food truck but accidentally got a vasectomy instead.
"I thought it was weird when they asked me to get on the truck and take off my pants, but I thought, 'eh, this must be a great burrito,'" he recounted.
According to sources, it was not worth it.
"I just wanted a burrito!! No!!!" Damien Trevor reportedly cried after being snipped. "Why does this keep happening to me? This is worse than that time I accidentally got an abortion! Who puts a mobile vasectomy center next to a food truck anyway?"
Witnesses were reportedly empathetic to the plight of Damien Trevor but questioned his intelligence since there was no food signage on the truck. "There was even a sign that said, 'Free Vasectomies Here!' in large letters," said local bystander Joseph Wails as he was getting snipped for free.
"I just thought a vasectomy was some sort of hot sauce," Trevor admitted. "I mean, sure, I thought it was weird when they had me sign a waiver, but I just thought it was gonna be really really hot."
At publishing time, Damien Trevor was at least thankful he wouldn't be contributing to global warming by having any children.
Even if they do hit too close to the mark these days.
For a moment there...
Dying here!
” I’ll take a weinerschnitzel”
” I’ll take a weinerschnitzel”
Is the DNC live-streaming these medical procedures?
LOL
It could have been worse. He might have accidentally gone to the “gender affirmation” line. Then they’d have cut off everything.
But seriously ... I can see a dimwitted democRAT falling for that ...
Ahhhhh hahahahahahahahahaha!
Love me some Bee!
“Even if they do hit too close to the mark these days.”
That’s the best satire, when it’s so close to the mark that it’s believable.
This is another one that was utterly believable...
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4259970/posts
The guy got a Mexican vasectomy......was enrolled in
S/S and collects disability benefits at the same time.
lol.........
There was the guy on X that trolled some BBC reporter. When I first saw it I thought it might be true - but...
He is some “famous” guy on X (comedian? conservative??). He was saying how great it will be to have a black woman as president. He had never realized how terrible black people had it until his wife brought home her boyfriend, who is black. We’re in a polymorphus relationship you know. And...
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