[sjmjax]

Socialism: If you have two cows, the Government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

Communism: If you have two cows, Government takes both and then gives you some milk.

Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk to the Government; then the government sells you some milk.

New Dealism: If you have two cows, you shoot one and milk the other; then you pour the milk down the drain.

Nazism: If you have two cows, the Government shoots you and keeps the cows.

Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.

[cgbg]

We need a Wokism version...

If you have two cows you cut off the genitals of the bull and parade around town in a rainbow outfit showing off the genitals.

:-)

[Ann Archy]

THAT’S IT!!!! THANKS!!!!

[Ann Archy]

PLEASE POST THIS ON ALL POLITICAL THREADS!!!

[Tennessee Nana]

Sorry Democrat females dont need a bull....

[gundog]

Wouldn’t it be better to breed both of your cows?

[FamiliarFace]

I remember this.

Mom cut that column out and put it on the fridge with a magnet.