[RoosterRedux]

Thank God. The idea of exercise and diet is obscene.

I want to lose weight while sitting on the couch and eating Oreos.

And I've heard of a piece of equipment that will send an electric shock to my muscles, causing them to contract and grow larger and stronger.

This is heaven for modern Americans.

I want to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger without having to do any work. That's the American way.

[Red Badger]

Those ‘shock’ machines don’t help.
They are providing the ‘energy’ to make the muscle contract, not your body.................

[central_va]

My endomorphic physique has two settings, in shape and toned or blubbery mini whale. There is no in between setting. To achieve the former requires at least 2-3 hours of workout and controlled diet EVERY DANG Day. Anything science can do to cut down on the TIME it takes to maintain would be a Godsend.