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Kamala Harris Inspires Little Girls That If They Work Really Hard Some Day They Can Be Passed Up By A Less Qualified Person Who Slept With The Boss
The Bee ^ | August 7, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 08/07/2024 10:18:48 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Providing inspiration for the dreams of diligent little girls across the nation, Vice-President Kamala Harris has courageously demonstrated that if young women decide to work really hard, they too can someday be passed over for a promotion by a less qualified candidate who slept with the boss.

"I'm just so thrilled to see what's in store for me in the future," said Ruth Flanigan, an industrious, straight-A student who hopes to become a successful lawyer one day. "You mean that I can work myself to death only to see a 29-year-old sleep with the married 60 year-old boss, and then steal my promotion? That's every little girls' dream right there. What great news for women's rights! Way to shatter the glass ceiling, Madam Vice-President!"

While some girls have protested that this arrangement "doesn't quite seem fair," their concerns have been dismissed as "racist and sexist."

At publishing time, little girls around the world had also been elated to learn that if they trained their entire lives, they too could get knocked out of the Olympics in under a minute if a man decided to simply cheat.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History
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"Heels Up" Harris is such a wonderful role model for Girls!
1 posted on 08/07/2024 10:18:48 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

Gauntlet thrown.


2 posted on 08/07/2024 10:42:28 AM PDT by cowboyusa (YESHUA IS KING AMERICA, AND HE WILL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE HIM!)
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To: Navy Patriot
Darn that Bee, they're just publishing straight factual news items again!

Where's the satire???

3 posted on 08/07/2024 10:44:10 AM PDT by dayglored (“Courtesy is owed. Respect is earned. Love is given.” - Kinky Friedman 1944-2024)
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To: Navy Patriot

Funny how they lambaste Trump for cheating on his wife with a side piece ... and worship Kamala who was an actual side piece.


4 posted on 08/07/2024 11:53:50 AM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: dayglored

The Bee is becoming more trustworthy than the traditional news outlets.


5 posted on 08/07/2024 2:14:34 PM PDT by Texas resident (Que Mala= Bad Juju.)
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