Posted on 08/05/2024 7:17:28 PM PDT by grundle
Experts predicted that today would go down as a historic day, as Kamala Harris became the first black woman to destroy the world economy.
The achievement was the first of its kind, with members of the media and prominent political leaders all hailing it as an impressive step forward in the pursuit of equality and the advancement of women of color.
"It's a day for the history books, folks," said President Joe Biden. "Not only is Kamala the first… the first… black… the first black… president of the… president, but she is now the first black woman to completely wipe out the global economy. Old white guys like me have been doing it for years, but now she's breaking all the barriers. The idea… the idea... that a colored broad from… Jamaica… India… wherever the place… it's big stuff, folks. I'm proud to have been serving as her vice president of Delaware for the last four years. And now, this November… harbinzifarginator."
Harris's presidential campaign released a statement from the vice president on the achievement: "It is a great honor to be honored," Harris said. "To be the first anything to do anything is something. And by doing something, something is done. The word ‘something' means ‘some' and ‘thing,' which is what I have now done. And that is something."
At publishing time, insiders said Harris, if elected, would likely look to continue leaving a path of destruction until she would go down in history books as the first and only woman of color to preside over the end of human civilization.
Right on.
The essence of Kommie Kra$h.
Two issues with one stone. The ‘Bee shows us how it’s done.
Careful, guys ... you keep up garbling like that and C'thulhu will rise from the deep.
At the shop I worked at, we had the first black manager in it’s 170 yr history. Yes. He “made” history as being such. But the records don’t lie. He was also the first and only to have all projects behind schedule, held the lowest overall morale, highest turnover of employees, most wasteful (financially), promoted only incompetent people, harassed dependable workers...
The list can go on and on. He was in a DEI position and was guaranteed to retire as a manager. It produced a giant stain on this fortune 500 company and the shop was a sacrificial lamb in the world of large corporations.
Good luck with Kamala Harris. I predict, with a hardened heart, that she will be the next leader of this country. What happened in the UK and Venezuela shines the light on what must be.
Domestic post of the month
Doesn’t look like the same person.
Boeing?
I believe every word you wrote but would like to contrast him with my ex boss, I am retired.
I am a pharmacist and all I write is related to pharmacists and pharmacist technicians. We are all professionals. Ben was a fellow pharmacist and friend, Ben was Black and grew up in Mississippi during the time when discrimination was real. I grew up in Texas and Louisiana and knew full well what Ben was subjected to. I am White. When the position of inpatient pharmacy supervisor became open Ben got the job. Ben did not get the job because of his color. Managing a hospital pharmacy is not easy. You have to take care of many diverse personalities and races. Ben got the job because everyone liked him and upper management wanted things to run smoothly. They made a wise choice. Ben was a great boss and fair. I advised him not to take the job. Thankfully he did.
In the past I was assitant chief of pharmacy but resigned that position and asked to go back on staff and did. I got fed up with all the petty differences between what was supposed to be professionals. It consumed much of my time and I did not like it. I went to night shift by choice and had two outstanding techs working for me. One was black and one was white. I actually made more money due to differential night pay and overtime. Management does not get overtime. I did that from 1990 until I retired. It was a wise choice and Ben was an outstanding boss.
This isn’t satire.
I thought Babylon Bee was supposed to be satire, not fantasy .... Pretending Kamala Harris is ‘Black”.... That’s just ridiculous.
I am darker than her after a day of yard work.
You must be a dei hire then with special protection.
The Bee has her speaking style down cold.
Good one!
Class 1 railroad
Outstanding contrast. I’ve met and an/or worked for many minorities that were thoroughly competent. My point is this manager should not have held the job since he destroyed a prideful, historic workplace. And being black secured his position beings they needed more minorities in executive spots. He led (sic) for about 17 yrs and as such, had innumerable complaints and litigations lodged against him over those yrs. And every single time their battalion of lawyers came to his aid and lodged attacks against the accuser whilst covering for his arse. Yours truly being the target of several.
I just see the same with K. Harris except on steroids. Due to her demeaning, god-like personality. This pre-said manager had a good demeanor but could ruin an ant farm.
Oh and BTW, when he retired a radical black went on a rant, screaming how this man made ‘history’ retiring as the first in a long and storied railroad repair shop. Needless to say, hundreds were gleeful he finally left.
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