[Dr. Sivana]

Women who have sex less than once a week may be more likely to die early than those who engage in more regular intercourse

On the other hand, Catholic nuns on average have a VERY long life expectancy.

[piasa]

There used to be a rumor in our tow that there was a heavily used tunnel running from beneath the nunnery to the the basement of the guesthouse used for priests and vicars across the street.

[Fungi]

There are usually ugly too. Ever seen a really good looking nun?

[NFHale]

Re nuns:

Sister Helen Most Homicidal was about 599 years old, Sister Mary Murderous was close behind… both could throw a history book with … righteous … accuracy.

It would flip open the exact moment before it hit… like dive flaps on a Douglas SBD-5 Dive Bomber…

Brrr… flashbacks…