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Alvin Bragg Promises Indictment of Donald Trump For Dodging Bullet
Original Content | 7/15/2024 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 07/15/2024 10:29:36 AM PDT by Lazamataz

The Manhattan District Attorney’s Office aims to present a new indictment against Donald Trump, to a grand jury by the fall, Alvin Bragg said in court Monday.

"Donald Trump is clearly guilty of 'Felony Interfering with an Assassination'", Bragg said, "And further, if it can be shown that Biden issued the order, that this is official White House business. That means that the additional charge of 'Felony Obstruction of Official Government Business' can be added.

On Saturday, an assassination attempt was made on President Trump's life, though the attempt was thwarted because he turned his head to read a chart at the very second the shot was taken.

Bragg said that if an indictment can be secured quickly enough, that he believes that Trump could be arraigned in court as soon as Inauguration Day.

"I intend to show that no one is above the law, especially laws we make up on the spur of the moment," he continued.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: industrialgradehumor; stupid; theresalwaysacritic; weaponsgradehumor
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1 posted on 07/15/2024 10:29:36 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

I think this is Babylon-Bee level satire.


2 posted on 07/15/2024 10:30:00 AM PDT by Lazamataz (joesbucks is back. Let's remedy that! 😁)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz is a bad boy!


3 posted on 07/15/2024 10:31:38 AM PDT by 6ppc (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act -George Orwell)
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To: 6ppc
Laz is a bad boy!

The worst!

The Babylon Bee is free to pick up this piece provided I am credited.

4 posted on 07/15/2024 10:34:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz (joesbucks is back. Let's remedy that! 😁)
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To: All


Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt
5 posted on 07/15/2024 10:35:27 AM PDT by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m like ‘what’?! sitting here reading this...

and then, well, hopefully this is the Son of Babylon Bee.


6 posted on 07/15/2024 10:35:44 AM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Lazamataz

This could present a real conundrum for the MSM, because they would first have to acknowledge that Trump actually was the target of gunshots.

(Nice post, Laz. Prayers that you are picked for VP!)


7 posted on 07/15/2024 10:35:50 AM PDT by NEMDF
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To: Beowulf9
I’m like β€˜what’?! sitting here reading this...

I count that as a WIN.

8 posted on 07/15/2024 10:36:15 AM PDT by Lazamataz (joesbucks is back. Let's remedy that! 😁)
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To: Lazamataz

“Illegal use of an assault weapon”


9 posted on 07/15/2024 10:36:58 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: NEMDF
Prayers that you are picked for VP!

I remain hopeful. My phone is on and I am ready to answer the call!

10 posted on 07/15/2024 10:37:02 AM PDT by Lazamataz (joesbucks is back. Let's remedy that! 😁)
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To: Lazamataz

Well done, sir.


11 posted on 07/15/2024 10:38:03 AM PDT by workerbee (==)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Close, but my satire is of a charge emerging for dodging a bullet. :)


12 posted on 07/15/2024 10:38:08 AM PDT by Lazamataz (joesbucks is back. Let's remedy that! 😁)
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To: Lazamataz

At first I read it and thought... OH NO not again! I do believe it is Babylon Bee! LOL


13 posted on 07/15/2024 10:38:23 AM PDT by pollywog (" O thou who changest not....ABIDE with me")
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Fine him for the cost of the bullet, too.

-PJ

14 posted on 07/15/2024 10:38:58 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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At first I read it and thought... OH NO not again! I do believe it is Babylon Bee! LOL

They are free to use this work, if they credit me.

15 posted on 07/15/2024 10:39:06 AM PDT by Lazamataz (joesbucks is back. Let's remedy that! 😁)
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Mine too. I'm hopeful that Trump picks from holders of DJT stock. LOL
16 posted on 07/15/2024 10:39:40 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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Fine him for the cost of the bullet, too.

OOOhhh ... nice... add in the China angle....

17 posted on 07/15/2024 10:39:47 AM PDT by Lazamataz (joesbucks is back. Let's remedy that! 😁)
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To: Lazamataz
Trump didn't dodge anything!

It was Divine intervention, God is good!


18 posted on 07/15/2024 10:42:08 AM PDT by PROCON (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: Lazamataz

Don’t forget that Trump invoked the name of God for saving his life. That means he broke some law that New York might obscurely have on somebody’s “to do” list about separation of church and state.


19 posted on 07/15/2024 10:43:15 AM PDT by alancarp (George Orwell was an optimist.)
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So much I could have added to this!

Charging him for wasting government resources for the missed bullet!

Charging him with invoking God’s name!


20 posted on 07/15/2024 10:44:25 AM PDT by Lazamataz (joesbucks is back. Let's remedy that! 😁)
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