One problem, .. well, several. I don’t drink so the beer is a no go. Also, I haven’t owned a suit in years so you’ll have to wear your khakis and Hawaiian shirt. ALSO, I don’t do sweets or junk food, my diet doesn’t allow. Lastly, I’m almost allergic to flowers so that won’t work either. Other than those, let’s go!
Well, it’s the thought that counts. I couldn’t make it anyway because the date interferes with my mandatory AA meeting and of course I can’t travel out of state without my PO’s consent. The leg monitors would give me away if I tried to sneak off. Also I have nobody to look after my pet wolverine. He’s really really particular on who feeds him and what. And I can’t take him with me because staying overnight in a hotel, even though it says “pets welcome”, they soon change their opinion after Stinky gets through with the room. He absolutely hates curtains and drapes and I don’t know what he thinks is inside of a sofa but he really shreds one to pieces looking for something. I guess I’ll have to sit this one out but thanks Spacetrucker for the thought.