Well, it’s the thought that counts. I couldn’t make it anyway because the date interferes with my mandatory AA meeting and of course I can’t travel out of state without my PO’s consent. The leg monitors would give me away if I tried to sneak off. Also I have nobody to look after my pet wolverine. He’s really really particular on who feeds him and what. And I can’t take him with me because staying overnight in a hotel, even though it says “pets welcome”, they soon change their opinion after Stinky gets through with the room. He absolutely hates curtains and drapes and I don’t know what he thinks is inside of a sofa but he really shreds one to pieces looking for something. I guess I’ll have to sit this one out but thanks Spacetrucker for the thought.
Man, send that wolverine to me! I have experience with really tough animals; used to visit a guy who raised big cats for zoos and the like, been in a few of their cages! Oh well, I always make my least effort.