[subterfuge]

My wife can barely look at mayonnaise and I will never understand that. It’s oil and egg, that’s it.

FWIW, sometimes I’ll eat a burger at home totally naked. The burger that is.

[chajin]

FWIW, sometimes I’ll eat a burger at home totally naked. The burger that is.

One cannot unsee what has been seen

[MayflowerMadam]

“My wife can barely look at mayonnaise “

I gag at yogurt — the look, the smell.

[OldWarBaby]

Mayo? If it’s just oil and egg why does it taste like krap? It’s slimy. It stinks. It rots in the sun. I’m with your wife. I won’t even touch a jar with a bare hand. Move it with a stick. Do you warn your wife before you do that neckid thing?

[SamAdams76]

It’s oil and egg, that’s it.

I beg to differ.

Here are the ingredients:

Canola oil, water, liquid whole egg, vinegar, liquid yolk, salt, sugar, spices, concentrated lemon juice and calcium disodium edta

The canola oil by itself (main ingredient) makes this a very unhealthy food.

[Songcraft]

We all saw you there!