Mayo? If it’s just oil and egg why does it taste like krap? It’s slimy. It stinks. It rots in the sun. I’m with your wife. I won’t even touch a jar with a bare hand. Move it with a stick. Do you warn your wife before you do that neckid thing?
“It rots in the sun”
Hence, the expression “ROTFLMAO”.
Lol. My wife doesn’t like meat.