(VANITY) You can bet on which drug Joe Biden will test positive for!!

BetUS.com ^ | 6/23/24 | betus.com

[Eccl 10:2]

ROT WHICH DRUG WILL JOE BIDEN TEST POSITIVE FOR? MONEYLINE
20301 Adderall +200
20302 Methamphetamine +250
20303 Cocaine +300
20304 Steroids +500
20305 PCP / Angel Dust +600
20306 Alcohol +800
20307 Ketamine +1000
20308 Nicotine / Tobacco +1200
20309 Viagra / Cialis +1400
20310 Quaaludes +2000
20311 Cannabis / Marijuana +2500
20312 Mushrooms / Psilocybin +3000
20313 Ecstasy / MDMA +5000
20314 Benzodiazepine +6500
20315 Acid / LSD +10000
20316 Salvia +10000
20317 DMT +15000
20318 Nitrous Oxide +15000
20319 Lidocaine +20000
20320 Heroine +25000
20321 Fentanyl +50000

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

It don’t lie. It don’t lie. It don’t lie.

Definitely, not cocaine.

[Captainpaintball]

Trump needs to bring his own, unsealed, random test kit. But he and his team of morons aren't the 3456789-D chess players all of you think he is.

There is something else I think Biden has under his sleeve, but I will not bring it up publicly. If anyone on team trump wants to contact me, I have a theory i really think you should hear.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Cocaine 100 percent the coke at the White House wasn’t hunters it was dear ol dad

[KarlInOhio]

Can I add Imodium used to keep his intestinal distress from becoming all of our distress?

[Songcraft]

It's most likely gonna be a chemical concoction of a mixture of a lot of those things, and I believe he's gonna wash it down with this:


    White Lightnin'     (song link)

[TECTopcat]

NONE! because they will not do a drug test, they will likely give him a smart drug like Modafinil , used by lots of college students these days to get better test results

[lee martell]

Espresso flavored Ensure.

[bigbob]

You have a better chance of finding Obama’s birth certificate than knowing what Sleepy Joe is on.

[AzNASCARfan]

We will never know... but if you look into micro-dosing Mushrooms / Psilocybin to treat dementia patients, which is a thing now, that is where I would put my money.

[cpdiii]

I am betting on an Amphetamine or one of the many analogs. What I would like to see is an interview with Biden 12 hours after the debate. He will be crashing and incoherent and paranoid which he has shown on occasion. Coming down from amphetamines is scary.

This man has his hand on the nuclear button. We have a problem. Kamala is stupid but not mentally compromised. I wish it were hand on the nuclear button. Joe is a danger to us all.

[Veto!]

Did you ever have psilocybin? I don’t think that would have the desired effect to keep Biden on track.

I had it once decades ago with a friend. We went to a beautiful place in the woods to do it and it made us surprisingly mellow. And aware of every single detail on the trees, leaves, etc. Not the sort of thing to make your mind logical at all or keep you on track.

Dementia Joe would stand at the podium and get carried away with the beauty of the drapes and the astonishing colors of the lighting. Very different kind of awareness than what a believable speaker needs.

[MagaMatt]

If your not on “team Trump”, then you should join team “ p*ss off”.

[Captainpaintball]

If you don’t demand your fat flawed stubborn god has higher standards, and if you don’t hold him accountable and have high expectations, you will be accessories to another failed term—not that he’s going to be allowed to win again.

[LastDayz]

Can we hope someone slips in some chocolate exlax in an oopsie moment?

[MinorityRepublican]

We never found out who was responsible for leaving a bag of coke at the White House. There's cameras everywhere.

Most likely possibilities - Hunter. Or Joe.

[Freest Republican]

I have a brilliant idea!

Tell Team Putin to give me a ring.

[Freest Republican]

This is great stuff.

How are they going to grade the winners and losers?

[No name given]

Perhaps all.