Posted on 06/22/2024 7:19:16 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the presidential race heating up for the summer campaign season, the White House asked migrants to hold off on raping and murdering any more Americans until after the election.
As more and more incidents of violent criminal acts perpetrated by migrants have drawn attention to the Biden administration's immigration policies, Karine Jean-Pierre politely asked migrants to wait until after the November election before carrying out any more horrific rapes and murders.
"We'd really appreciate it," said the gay and black White House Press Secretary who is black and gay. "While we understand that many of you are eager to continue raping and murdering American citizens, we do ask that you wait until after November 5 to do any more. We thank you for your patience."
Though public outrage continued to mount as more violent acts made news headlines across the country, Jean-Pierre emphasized the need for discretion while the election played out. "Everyone likes to make summer plans," she said. "But we hope our incoming migrants can understand the importance of postponing their raping and murdering plans until the election is over. Otherwise, they may end up actually facing consequences for their actions, and none of us want that to happen."
When asked whether migrants who commit violent crimes would face any repercussions if Biden is re-elected, Jean-Pierre pulled the fire alarm and evacuated the building.
At publishing time, White House officials informed incoming migrants that for every vote for Joe Biden they cast in November, they would be allowed to commit one free heinous act against an innocent American citizen.
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C’mon, Bee, don’t use the b.s. terminology of the leftists.
Would be a great SNL skit
Foreign invaders is a more accurate term.
Wishful thinking.
She is black AND gay after all!
And she's also gay and black, don't forget.
I think gay still trumps black in the Rock/Paper/Scissors intersectionality game.
There’s a lot of truth in this.
But the use of the leftist terminology is part of the parody.
It seems mean to ask them to curtail the activities they came here for.
“White House Asks Migrants To Hold Off On Raping And Murdering Any More Americans Until After Election”
One of the surprises from the Twitter Files was how viciously The Government reacted to sarcasm - particularly when directed at The Government, and come to think of it, it was Babylon Bee that was responsible for Twitter finally getting into Musk’s hands (and thus the release of the Twitter Files). Back around 2 years again, the Bee named Rachel Levine as their “Man of the Year”, and thus they were immediately kicked off of Twitter (we now know that Twitter was simply taking orders from The Government). Just happened to be that Musk was friends with the owner of the Bee, so Musk called him up to verify, and then made his move to buy Twitter.
The headline here is FAR BEYOND what the Bee did with Rachel Levine...so don’t be surprised if some very nasty stuff happens now (but I have no idea what, but nothing surprise me with that bunch).
One thing I also noticed here...I saw EXACTLY the same response to sarcasm by a Ukrainian Operative on this site. It seems they cannot help themselves.
He’s yet to talk about raping and murdering by the illegals aka green light.
In reality:
THEY ARE ILLEGAL INVADERS
At publishing time, WH officials informed incoming illegals that for every Joe Biden vote they cast
in Nov, they would be allowed to commit one free heinous crimnal act against an innocent American.
If SNL was funny anymore
Right. They are not migrants. Migrants move within a country. IMmigrants move INto a country. EMmigrants move out of a country.
Trump needs to do an ad on this, STAT.
Potentially, the entire world is an accumulation of foreign invaders. We have cuddled the world with our fortune, blood and lives ever since 1948 and the world wants part of the US that is left over.
They are NOT IMMIGRANTS, they are unwelcome INVADERS!!! It is only Joe Biden who welcomes them.
That’s about right.
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