[Telepathic Intruder]

I suppose we're supposed to be glad it's not a man.

[dynachrome]

See #7

[Robert DeLong]

Alabama will never live that down.

[fhayek]

If you are a normal, red-blooded American, they are doing everything they can to troll you. Football, beer, pickup trucks, grilling, guns, the flag, hot woman…All they want to piss you off.

[cpdiii]

Miss Congeniality was a close race between Hillary Clinton and Maxine Waters. However, Maxine woke up with a horse head in her bed and dropped out thus the winner was Hillary! The head had a note attached that read, “A deal you can’t refuse.”/S

[lee martell]

Well, she sure is looking ...jolly!

[HombreSecreto]

MISS or USS Alabama?

[Disambiguator]

She should be crowned “Miss Ednomeals.”

[Secret Agent Man]

Still not good. First time 2 women were crowned.

“Inside of me there’s a healthy, skinny woman, just screaming to get out.”

“Just the one, dear?”

[Celtic Conservative]

Is that the behemoth that ate Miss Alabama?

CC

[353FMG]

If you pinch her, she will growl: Roll Tide.

[EQAndyBuzz]

If she has the qualifications, good for her.

[coalminersson]

Ms. Morbidly Obese. Was Lizzo one of he judges.

[PLMerite]

That’s a flattering photo, too.

I almost spelled it “fattering.”