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Bailiffs Cast Lots For Trump’s Clothing
The Babylon Bee ^
| May 29, 2024
| BabylonBee.com
Posted on 05/30/2024 8:08:00 AM PDT by fwdude
NEW YORK CITY, NY — As the jury deliberates in the State of New York v. Trump criminal trial, sources within the courtroom claim that four court bailiffs have gone ahead and begun casting lots to split up Trump's clothing.
The bailiffs allegedly divided Trump's luxury Italian Brioni suit into four parts, one part for each bailiff, before realizing that his dress shirt with a "45" monogram was in fact seamless and woven from one piece from top to bottom. Onlookers claim to have heard the lead bailiff tell his fellow officers, "Let us not tear it - instead, let us cast lots to see who will get it."
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: corruption
Just about.
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posted on
05/30/2024 8:08:00 AM PDT
by
fwdude
To: fwdude
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posted on
05/30/2024 8:09:42 AM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(it's easier to fool the people than to convince them they've been fooled.)
To: fwdude
The problem with the Bee is that it’s often only funny for a couple of days. Until it comes true.
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posted on
05/30/2024 8:29:05 AM PDT
by
chaosagent
(Remember, no matter how you slice it, forbidden fruit still tastes the sweetest!)
To: chaosagent
>
The problem with the Bee is that it’s often only funny for a couple of days. Until it comes true. The Bee doesn't write "satire". They write "spoilers".
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posted on
05/30/2024 8:34:20 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
To: fwdude
Jesus.
That’s just craven
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posted on
05/30/2024 10:24:11 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: dayglored
"The Bee doesn't write 'satire'. They write 'spoilers'."
That is a perfect description!!
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posted on
05/30/2024 12:05:56 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
To: dayglored
"The Bee doesn't write 'satire'. They write 'spoilers'."
That is a perfect description!!
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posted on
05/30/2024 12:05:56 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
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