How liberal women frighten the bears

American Thinker ^ | 28 May, 2024 | Noel S. Williams

[MtnClimber]

Among the many women who claim that they’d feel safer encountering a bear in the forest than a man (because “men are scary”) is author and Guggenheim fellow Julia Phillips.

Perhaps it is not men or bears that present the most danger in the forest. Not only do women initiate domestic violence against men (we just don’t report it), but they are also going on violent rampages in forests.

Just look at these raving woods women who have completely lost all sense of equanimity. Yikes. It seems their electro-chemical imbalances are disrupting their brains’ normal neuro pathways. So disturbed are they that rather than peacefully commune with nature, perhaps engaging in a little soul-searching, meditation, and “forest bathing,” they are pounding the ground and beating their sticks to smithereens.

Unsurprisingly, they tend to have a liberal bent. Look here: even the bears don’t understand what on God’s green earth is going on with the hysterical female hominids upsetting the tranquil ambience.

Intrepid explorers Lewis and Clark were (almost) intimidated by grizzly bears, describing them as “turrible.” That’s probably how they spelled back then, but it could be a portmanteau for “terrible” and “trouble.” But they may not be as “turrible” as those screaming liberal women flailing sticks every which way. Their spoiled, untoward behavior disturbing the natural, peaceful ecosystem.

Confronted with the horrible Hobson’s choice of running across a bear or a gang of raging liberal women in the forest, I might just choose the former. Bears have simple survival imperatives derived from nature’s dictates. They may be more predictable as they just follow their instincts to protect their cubs and fulfill their basic needs. Some commonsense human behaviors can preempt a bear attack. But good luck navigating the gauntlet of those possessed women-of-the-woods who are...

[FLT-bird]

Michael Malice coined the perfect term for them. AWFULs. Affluent, White, Female, Urban, Liberals.

[fuzzylogic]

White liberal women...destroyers of civilization.

My conclusion is that all leftists just never grew up, they’re still juveniles.

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Note the classical reference from Greek Myth in the picture of Orpheus and the Maenads!

Maenads

Snip....."In Greek mythology, maenads (/ˈmiːnædz/; Ancient Greek: μαινάδες [maiˈnades]) were the female followers of Dionysus and the most significant members of the thiasus, the god's retinue. Their name, which comes from μαίνομαι (to rave),[1] literally translates as 'raving ones'. Maenads were known as Bassarids, Bacchae /ˈbækiː/, or Bacchantes /ˈbækənts, bəˈkænts, -ˈkɑːnts/ in Roman mythology after the penchant of the equivalent Roman god, Bacchus, to wear a bassaris or fox skin.

Often the maenads were portrayed as inspired by Dionysus into a state of ecstatic frenzy through a combination of dancing and intoxication.[2] During these rites, the maenads would dress in fawn skins and carry a thyrsus, a long stick wrapped in ivy or vine leaves and tipped with a pine cone. They would weave ivy-wreaths around their heads or wear a bull helmet in honor of their god, and often handle or wear snakes.[3]

These women were mythologized as the "mad women" who were nurses of Dionysus in Nysa. Lycurgus "chased the Nurses of the frenzied Dionysus through the holy hills of Nysa, and the sacred implements dropped to the ground from the hands of one and all, as the murderous Lycurgus struck them down with his ox-goad".[4] They went into the mountains at night and practised strange rites.[5] "

More at link....

[PLMerite]

...and we won’t mention the sticks being used to whack balls.

[drSteve78]

Bison dung, liberal womyn are just crazy bitches from hell. /SARCASM

[Rummyfan]

AWFL… Affluent White Female Liberals…

[bobbo666]

Well, if you were a bear and a blue haired idiot was running about, what would you do? Might look like a big meal considering their size. But, in reality it is like pineapple on pizza — evil incarnate.

[bassmaner]

Slight correction: Affluent White Female Leftists.

[rlmorel]

Yes. That was the acronym I was thinking of.

This is in no way applied to all females, because I know many, even those significantly to the Left of me who I don’t put into that same light.

And a good thing, too. How sad and depressed I would be as a man if I did that, never mind the injustice it would do to conservative women and other thinking women.

[HeadOn]

I’ve said for decades that liberals are simply aged third-graders. Their bodies grew old, but their minds and emotions are still 8 years old.

Don’t get what you want? - Run to the teacher (judge) and whine.

Someone smarter or a better player than you at your own game? - Change the rules on the fly. Better yet, have one set of rules for your friends, and a different set for the other team.

Classic Third-graders.

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

An aside....Based on this sounds like its a good idea to avoid bear meat, especially raw or undercooked. (Given bears propensity to eat less than marginal rotting dead things...)

Bear Meat Dinner Leads to Brain Worms for Family

(CBS NEWS May 24, 2024)

A family meal turned into a health scare after several members were infected with brain worms from undercooked bear meat. According to the CDC, a 29-year-old Minnesota man was hospitalized multiple times in July 2022 after consuming kabobs made from black bear meat at a family gathering in South Dakota.

The bear meat, harvested in northern Saskatchewan, had been frozen for over a month but was initially served rare. Despite being recooked, five family members, including a 12-year-old girl, were diagnosed with trichinellosis, a rare roundworm infection.

Brain worms made national news earlier this year when presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. revealed that he had contracted a parasitic worm years ago, which had “ate a portion" of his brain, leading to potential cognitive issues.

Symptoms of a brain worm infection can include nausea, vomiting, headaches, and seizures, according to Dr. Céline Gounder on "CBS Mornings". However, some individuals who contract the worms may remain undetected with no symptoms.