Posted on 05/14/2024 1:54:11 PM PDT by airdalecheif
'They're Excellent Swimmers': NYC Mayor Eric Adams Suggests Using 'Migrants' to Fill Lifeguard Shortage
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(No really, that's what he said.) How do we have a large body of people that are in our city, our country, that are excellent swimmers and at the same time we need lifeguards — and the only obstacle is that we won't give them the right to work to become a lifeguard," the mayor said. "That just doesn't make sense."
But we shouldn't be surprised when the Rio Grande gets turned into an obstacle course to ensure that New York City keeps getting the best of the best.
You can’t make this up. I’m not even going to come up with any jokes. The fact that he said this in a way he thinks is helpful and/or virtuous is a joke unto itself.
Adams said what he said during a City Hall briefing, according to the New York Post, and was alluding to expediting work visas for the criminal invaders.
Not the Babylon Bee.
Was that The Bee? Good swimmers, as in wet backs? Did Adams also say blacks would be good at cleaning up fried chicken joints?
now if a white mayor said that.....
So.... “wetback” is ok again? Right up there with Jill Biden and her “tacos” comments.
I’m surprised he didn’t say New York lawns will finally be better maintained.
Did someone say Wetbacks?
Cue up the Al Jolson flicks!
Adams is just the genius who keeps on giving to the pipes of the ‘net.
One of the Greatest swimmers of all time - Ted Kennedy! May he rest in pieces.
Wow.
Just conveniently didn’t use the word “Wetback”
What effin jerk
They could also improve NYC city basketball teams because they’re good jumpers too!!!
Eric looks and acts like a clown.
And Eric gots rhythm.
The black Caribbeaners help Col. Sanders clean up with their demand for sacrifices for Jobu!
If he ups the salary he could get the Wetback Judge Merchan to resign and hire on.
Has Earache returned from his important trip to Italy? Although at NY state expense, he was looking for properties on Lake Como.
His announced reason was to solve NYC migrant problem. So many come from Italy you know.
He knows who’s NOT good at swimming…
Let’s suppose they really are good swimmers. Do we have any reason whatsoever to think they care about saving the lives of Americans? Because that’s another necessary condition for being a good lifeguard.
Consider that fine newcomer who committed a violent crime in Times Square and then flipped the country off. Would he make a good lifeguard?
I wasn’t going to go there, this is just too good!😆
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