Posted on 05/12/2024 5:07:53 AM PDT by MtnClimber
When brave Sir Biden rode south from Scranton toward the dark, fetid swamp of D.C., he was not afraid to die.
No, based on his many, many tales of personal bravery, Joe was not at all afraid of being killed in nasty ways.
Like being mashed to a pulp while driving a 16-wheeler, or getting knifed in the gut in the Puerto Rican neighborhood where he grew up, or having his brains beat out by racist police while bravely standing with a black family on their porch.
Nor was Biden in the least concerned about being sliced to shreds by Corn Pop’s rusty razor, or being left to rot in a South African jail after being detained while trying to visit Nelson Mandela, or drowning in shark-infested waters during battle after being nominated to the Naval Academy.
Heck, he wasn’t even the least bit worried about having his legs torn off playing Navy football — it was only because Roger Staubach was already at the academy that valiant Sir Biden retreated to Delaware U.
Fearless Joe likewise laughed at the prospect of being eaten by cannibals, as his Uncle Bosie was, or coughing up blood from black lung disease like his coal-mining Kinnock forebears, or completely tearing a pectoral muscle during a push-up contest with one of his constituents.
Sir Joe was so tough that he often fantasized aloud about getting into it with Donald Trump behind the gym, blithely ignoring Trump’s obvious advantage in height, weight, reach, age, accomplishment, intelligence, and real-world experience.
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
Something to send to Biden voters.
What is wrong with our system? Chiefly, that it has allowed a man like Biden, a life-long mendacious venal hypocritical partisan hack mediocrity to get elected president. Or rather, it is the perversion of our system that allowed this.
Two words…”Deep State”!
Joe Biden was eaten by cannibals on some island back in World War II.
Still, he survived and overcame.
Joe Biden is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
Ramen noodles?
Biden is like a Mafia hit man. He has always been willing to do any dirty deeds his Dem employers who held his leash told him to do, knowing that if he refused his political life would be over. He protected them, they protected and rewarded him.
Here’s two more: WEF and illuminati.
It would have to be in brail
If I say this is the most right-on piece of humor and sarcasm I’ve ever seen, will I be put in solitary with the J-6ers?
Note to FBI: I’m not saying it is! I’m just asking.
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China doesn't need a confrontation. It's figured out how to get most of what it wants without it.
The media doesn’t report factual news; it actively works to SHAPE IT to fit their ideological views.
Yep and I think they’re given ... instructions.
Or it seems like it. /shiny side out
All the while with his blond hair…shining on his skinny ankles.
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a30077381/joe-biden-hairy-legs-swimming-pool-story/
They correctly guessed that the absolute chicken in the Oval Office would offer lip service to Israel before eventually siding with the terrorists, and now publicly criticizing Israeli leaders in the middle of an existential war while also withholding promised munitions.
And when radical leftists took over college campuses across America, vandalizing buildings, endangering students and staff, and openly calling for “death to Jews,” scaredy-cat Biden did nothing, hoping in vain to please Muslim voters in Michigan.
He's a pusillanimous puke. Correction... a demented senile pusillanimous puke!
A regular Manchurian Candidate.
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