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Brave Sir Biden
American Thinker ^ | 12 May, 2024 | Pete McArdle

Posted on 05/12/2024 5:07:53 AM PDT by MtnClimber

When brave Sir Biden rode south from Scranton toward the dark, fetid swamp of D.C., he was not afraid to die.

No, based on his many, many tales of personal bravery, Joe was not at all afraid of being killed in nasty ways.

Like being mashed to a pulp while driving a 16-wheeler, or getting knifed in the gut in the Puerto Rican neighborhood where he grew up, or having his brains beat out by racist police while bravely standing with a black family on their porch.

Nor was Biden in the least concerned about being sliced to shreds by Corn Pop’s rusty razor, or being left to rot in a South African jail after being detained while trying to visit Nelson Mandela, or drowning in shark-infested waters during battle after being nominated to the Naval Academy.

Heck, he wasn’t even the least bit worried about having his legs torn off playing Navy football — it was only because Roger Staubach was already at the academy that valiant Sir Biden retreated to Delaware U.

Fearless Joe likewise laughed at the prospect of being eaten by cannibals, as his Uncle Bosie was, or coughing up blood from black lung disease like his coal-mining Kinnock forebears, or completely tearing a pectoral muscle during a push-up contest with one of his constituents.

Sir Joe was so tough that he often fantasized aloud about getting into it with Donald Trump behind the gym, blithely ignoring Trump’s obvious advantage in height, weight, reach, age, accomplishment, intelligence, and real-world experience.

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1 posted on 05/12/2024 5:07:53 AM PDT by MtnClimber
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To: MtnClimber

Something to send to Biden voters.


2 posted on 05/12/2024 5:08:05 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page. More photos added.)
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Sir Joe was so tough that he often fantasized aloud about getting into it with Donald Trump behind the gym, blithely ignoring Trump’s obvious advantage in height, weight, reach, age, accomplishment, intelligence, and real-world experience.

What is wrong with our system? Chiefly, that it has allowed a man like Biden, a life-long mendacious venal hypocritical partisan hack mediocrity to get elected president. Or rather, it is the perversion of our system that allowed this.

3 posted on 05/12/2024 5:18:22 AM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man.)
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To: Rummyfan

Two words…”Deep State”!


4 posted on 05/12/2024 5:28:02 AM PDT by Redleg Duke (“Who is John Galt?”)
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To: MtnClimber

Joe Biden was eaten by cannibals on some island back in World War II.

Still, he survived and overcame.

Joe Biden is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

Ramen noodles?


5 posted on 05/12/2024 5:31:36 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: Rummyfan
It was impossible for the Founding Fathers to imagine controlled Liberal Mass Media perverting truth 24/7 on the airwaves. Even if a time-traveler told them, they'd never believe it. It would seem like an impossible magic.




6 posted on 05/12/2024 5:38:27 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: MtnClimber

Biden is like a Mafia hit man. He has always been willing to do any dirty deeds his Dem employers who held his leash told him to do, knowing that if he refused his political life would be over. He protected them, they protected and rewarded him.


7 posted on 05/12/2024 5:44:48 AM PDT by motor_racer ("We're gonna punish our enemies, and we're gonna reward our friends" - Barak Hussein Obama)
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To: Redleg Duke

Here’s two more: WEF and illuminati.


8 posted on 05/12/2024 6:02:55 AM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: MtnClimber

It would have to be in brail


9 posted on 05/12/2024 6:12:30 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: MtnClimber
Can't touch this "Sir" Biden (the wimp.)



10 posted on 05/12/2024 6:14:46 AM PDT by Candor7 (Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
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To: MtnClimber

If I say this is the most right-on piece of humor and sarcasm I’ve ever seen, will I be put in solitary with the J-6ers?

Note to FBI: I’m not saying it is! I’m just asking.


11 posted on 05/12/2024 6:56:36 AM PDT by Cincinnatus.45-70 (What do DemocRats enjoy more than a truckload of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork!)
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12 posted on 05/12/2024 7:07:47 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Perfection is impossible. But if you pursue perfection...you may achieve excellence.)
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Why China hasn’t annexed Taiwan during feckless Joe’s term in office is a mystery future historians will struggle to understand.

**************

China doesn't need a confrontation. It's figured out how to get most of what it wants without it.

13 posted on 05/12/2024 7:11:28 AM PDT by Starboard
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To: SaveFerris

The media doesn’t report factual news; it actively works to SHAPE IT to fit their ideological views.


14 posted on 05/12/2024 7:17:35 AM PDT by Starboard
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To: Starboard

Yep and I think they’re given ... instructions.

Or it seems like it. /shiny side out


15 posted on 05/12/2024 7:21:13 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: MtnClimber

All the while with his blond hair…shining on his skinny ankles.

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a30077381/joe-biden-hairy-legs-swimming-pool-story/


16 posted on 05/12/2024 7:54:20 AM PDT by Phoenix8
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To: Starboard


17 posted on 05/12/2024 8:24:22 AM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man.)
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To: MtnClimber
Iran also noticed the obvious yellow streak on Biden’s back and instructed its Hamas minions to commit atrocities against Israel unseen since the Holocaust.

They correctly guessed that the absolute chicken in the Oval Office would offer lip service to Israel before eventually siding with the terrorists, and now publicly criticizing Israeli leaders in the middle of an existential war while also withholding promised munitions.

And when radical leftists took over college campuses across America, vandalizing buildings, endangering students and staff, and openly calling for “death to Jews,” scaredy-cat Biden did nothing, hoping in vain to please Muslim voters in Michigan.

He's a pusillanimous puke. Correction... a demented senile pusillanimous puke!

18 posted on 05/12/2024 8:28:58 AM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man.)
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He's a pusillanimous puke. Correction... a demented senile pusillanimous puke!

And a Poltroon to boot.
19 posted on 05/12/2024 8:46:04 AM PDT by left that other site (For what is hidden is meant to be disclosed, and whatever is concealed ...to be brought out. Mk 4:22)
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To: SaveFerris

A regular Manchurian Candidate.


20 posted on 05/12/2024 10:47:18 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing)
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