[marcusmaximus]

Putin only spoke for 10 minutes and the entire event was over in well under an hour.

[Dalberg-Acton]

Where are all the transgender Russian soldiers?
Oh, yeah, they don’t have any.

[JonPreston]

🇺🇦🇷🇺🇫🇷🇩🇪‼️🚨 BREAKING: French and German soldiers entered the battle near the Chasov Yar

It is reported from the ground that in the forestry area, on the southern approaches to Chasov Yar, in a small arms battle, Russian paratroopers encountered groups of mercenaries.

However,… pic.twitter.com/las0d6ZhcR— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) May 5, 2024

[aMorePerfectUnion]

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[Kazan]

Never fear, the Russians have found new ways to entertain themselves by offering an exhibit of capture NATO weaponry:

NATO Tanks 10 km From the Red Square 🔥 Abrams, Leopard, Bradley, and 30 Units More🔥

[Tom Tetroxide]

In the mean time, Russia will keep capturing town after town and grinding the Uke army into dust.

The Uke leadership could have saved so many Uke lives, about 600,000 now, if they had just identified as French and raised the white flag.

[bimboeruption]

>>>>Putin only spoke for 10 minutes and the entire event was over in well under an hour.<<<<

As Shakespeare wrote: Brevity is the soul of wit.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Looking good for a guy with Stage IV cancer.
Can’t wait for Ukraine to destroy Russia. < /S >

[Mastador1]

Gun touting soldiers? Seriously?

tout1 /tout/

verb gerund or present participle: touting

1. attempt to sell (something), typically by pestering people in an aggressive or bold manner. "Jim was touting his wares"

2. NORTH AMERICAN offer racing tips for a share of any resulting winnings.

Journalism, the new hind end of donkey, apparently neither the writer nor the editor know the difference between toting and touting. yeah that's what I got about the story which is just same old, same old in Mother Russia.

[gundog]

Gun touting? I’d heard of Soviet soldiers trying to sell their AK-74s to tourists, back in the day.

[Tom Tetroxide]

I don’t know about two weeks.

WARNINGS! “Ukraine will COLLAPSE in 2 weeks!” as Putin readies massive offensive | Redacted News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUrmsDaJPTY&ab_channel=Redacted

[doorgunner69]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Allegra]

Putin only spoke for 10 minutes and the entire event was over in well under an hour.

Awww, bummer. So you didn’t even get to work up a sweat, metamucilmus?

Maybe later this week you can achieve maximus bliss.

[woodpusher]

Putin only spoke for 10 minutes and the entire event was over in well under an hour.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/biden-s-general-election-strategy-less-is-more/ar-AA1o83Gd

Biden's general election strategy: Less is more

Story by Mike Memoli • 1d •

[excerpt]

The less-is-more approach aims for quality over quantity when it comes to the president’s public appearances, aides said.

“There’s a strategic advantage at this point in the race to boiling down your message to the three or four most salient, compelling arguments for why President Biden should be re-elected,” said TJ Ducklo, the Biden campaign’s senior adviser for communications. “That will often translate to the stump [speech] being whittled down to its sharpest, most dynamic form. That’s what you’re seeing.”

The approach also has the appearance of a strategy aimed at minimizing the potential for Biden to make mistakes in a razor-close election. Some of Biden’s verbal missteps have occurred when he’s talking at length, veers off the prepared text or answers a reporter’s question when that wasn’t part of the plan.

[JimRed]

Gun touting?

Yeah, everybody ought to have a gun or three!

[higgmeister]

VLADIMIR Putin paraded nuclear missile launchers, tanks and thousands of war-ready troops this morning ahead of his triumphant Victory Day event.

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...