[Bubba_Leroy]

We live in the middle of nowhere in a red state with all the freedoms of such and wouldn’t trade it for anything else.

You took the words right out of my mouth, my friend. We left big city life over 25 years ago and are never going back. The large city that was my home town is no longer recognizable.

[Alberta's Child]

Here's a good rule of thumb:

Don't live within 100 miles of a city with a major league professional sports franchise (MLB, NFL, NBA or NHL).