“My wife filed for divorce this weekend,” the user wrote. “Here’s what it taught me about unexpected market corrections...”
“My wife asked if she could have a boyfriend,” they continued. “Here’s what it taught me about mergers and acquisitions.”
“I had to have my dog put to sleep yesterday,” someone commented. “Here’s what it taught me about being an Angel Investor.”
“My kids told me mom said I wasn’t their dad,” another added. “Here’s what it taught me about false corporate narratives…”
From the picture, she looks like she may be pregnant. That might help close the sale.
Clever. (And nice use of a stock photo...)
I guess I’m supposed to know what “b2b sales” means.. or waste my time looking it up.
What are B2B Sales?
Asking for a friend.
She needs to lose some weight before the big day.
I happened to run into my ex-mother-in-law the other day. Here’s what it taught me about nails on chalkboard.
“I’m sorry Brian - but you’re a f#$%^king idiot.”