Posted on 05/02/2024 3:48:50 PM PDT by DoodleBob
“My wife filed for divorce this weekend,” the user wrote. “Here’s what it taught me about unexpected market corrections...”
“My wife asked if she could have a boyfriend,” they continued. “Here’s what it taught me about mergers and acquisitions.”
“I had to have my dog put to sleep yesterday,” someone commented. “Here’s what it taught me about being an Angel Investor.”
“My kids told me mom said I wasn’t their dad,” another added. “Here’s what it taught me about false corporate narratives…”
From the picture, she looks like she may be pregnant. That might help close the sale.
Clever. (And nice use of a stock photo...)
a consequence of step 3.
I guess I’m supposed to know what “b2b sales” means.. or waste my time looking it up.
Are you sure it isn't step 2 with "deep discovery" and "understand the...fit"
Business to Business sales. As opposed to B2C - Business to consumer.
What are B2B Sales?
Asking for a friend.
Me, too. “Brides 2 Brokers”?
“Bourbon 2 Bookies”?
“Boats 2 Belize”?
I absolutely despise that in modern writing.
Acronyms are to be defined immediately after the first use no matter how common in use.
Writers that don’t do that should be beaten with their cellphone, laptop, keyboard.....
I thought B2B was a comment on how to get federal contracts.
Bribes2Biden.
That’s it! Bribes2Biden
Also thought of “Bimbos2Blokes”.
She needs to lose some weight before the big day.
Dammit Jim, I just post articles, add a personal opinions, and upload memes. I’m not an abbreviation dictionary!
If she gets married in 4-6 months from now, that weight will be off, and situated elsewhere. ;)
“Bribes2Biden.”
LOL...you win this thread! Well done.
I happened to run into my ex-mother-in-law the other day. Here’s what it taught me about nails on chalkboard.
It has something to do with vacation rentals. You know, like AirB2B.
“I’m sorry Brian - but you’re a f#$%^king idiot.”
Brian = BYRAN”.
Exccuusse me!
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