Posted on 04/20/2024 11:56:56 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
11. Despair. Kill yourself right now. *SMIRK*
Hold your breath! . . . Don’t worry, we’ll let you know when to breathe again! 😀
“Climate Change” out
“Planetary Warming” in
12. Plug your methane hole.
I’ve planted trees and I have a programmable thermostat. To offset the carbon reduction that I have caused, I grill steaks over charcoal at least 3 times per week.
Global warming can be stopped with just a 2 actions.
1. Pull funding and jail those that make predictions that fail to come true.
2. Expose all calculations, methods and other data to open source peer review.
A little sunlight will expose the GW fraud and it will go away.
Reminder: the people who tell us that gas appliances are bad are the same people who told us in the Obama years that we would save the world by switching to “clean burning” natural gas.
who writes this nonsense.
None of those things will have any impact on anything.
10. Don’t despair?
Does that mean if we all just dont despair then by golly, global warming will stop? Wow, just wow. These people are insane.
11. Follow the lead of climate change alarmists: travel by private jet whenever possible; buy multiple mansions with incredibly large footprints, preferably on or near the beach; if possible, use large SUV’s for yourself and your entourage (the bigger the better!) when traveling local; make copious use of air conditioning and gourmet meals.
“Planetary warming, also known as climate change, continues to accelerate.” Nonsense.
“I’ve planted trees and I have a programmable thermostat. To offset the carbon reduction that I have caused, I grill steaks over charcoal at least 3 times per week.”
Well, ok - but don’t dare let it drop below 3!
#11 Turn on your air conditioning and open all your doors and windows.....
11 do nothing, because there is nothing any can do about the climate changing like it always has and always will.
From #8: Electrifying everything, and powering those electric technologies with renewable energy sources like wind and solar…
There is zero chance of wind and solar being able to replace the energy available from carbon-based fuels. Zero chance.
But I’m sure these Climate Change idiots never gave that a moment’s thought. Just plug your electric appliance (or electric car) into a wall socket, and presto! It’s gonna work first time, and every time.
Because that’s just what electricity is. It’s magic. The laws of physics do not apply.
"But fear not, we're trying to find a way and as soon as we can, we'll be taking away your burgers."
#12 Burn your old tires.
2. Eat less meat
3. Eat me
“I’ve planted trees and I have a programmable thermostat. To offset the carbon reduction that I have caused, I grill steaks over charcoal at least 3 times per week.”
Well, ok - but don’t dare let it drop below 3!
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Not this way. Too much heat created:
Great! We can still use our private jets and yachts. What a relief!
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