“I’ve planted trees and I have a programmable thermostat. To offset the carbon reduction that I have caused, I grill steaks over charcoal at least 3 times per week.”
Well, ok - but don’t dare let it drop below 3!
I plan to reduce the number of tires that I burn on “Earth Day,” even if it is not celebrated. Usually a few dozen, I will reduce it to 23 tires.
The neighbors have become accustomed to the taste of the food, marshmallows/weiners, etc. that they burn in the tire fire. Most donate the tires and fuel.
The HOA, that I now lead, has determined my fires are permissible “Cookouts!”
It pays to be boss.