Posted on 04/11/2024 1:10:24 PM PDT by DallasBiff
Sexually transmitted infections are becoming more common in older adults.
Rates of chlamydia, gonorrhea and syphilis in people ages 55 and up more than doubled in the U.S. over the 10-year period from 2012 to 2022, according to data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
The number of syphilis cases among people ages 55 and up increased seven-fold during those 10 years, while gonorrhea cases increased nearly five-fold and chlamydia cases more than tripled during that time.
(Excerpt) Read more at nbcnews.com ...
Sounds like the Villages is a den of iniquity lol.
More here, though I didn’t see an age breakdown...
https://gis.cdc.gov/grasp/nchhstpatlas/charts.html
After looking at that, seems to me like NBC buried the lede...
“People” is to faggots as “teens” is to blacks.
We all know what they’re talking about without looking.
Cougar women. There’s your answer.
Nope. This sharp increase in STD transmission has been driven almost completely by the faggot population. This was buried in the article,... actually completely left out.
Isn’t that a shame! I just want to know.....are they taking our serious health time in medical centers? No doubt free, of course. We’ll pick up the tab, Jilly & Joey. Grrrr
Fifty years ago I read the book EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX (but were afraid to ask). It had more VDs listed than I ever heard of! It would make a man “keep it in his pants”.
I remember the AFRTS radio in SE Asia giving out numbers. “Here are your numbers for today. 19. 42, 56, 104...”
Those were the local prostitutes that banged out with VD.
A typhoon headed for Guam where there are few women, so the aircraft and the ground crews were sent to Okinawa where they hit Koza City.
Two weeks later I am on Guam turning in my medical records and walked past a long line of sad faced airmen at the VD clinic.
I’m pretty sure that this was posted on the site already-
(if it doesn’t belong, my apology in advance.)
AMZN sell’s 55gallon drums of lube and reading through the incredibly, hilarious reviews-elderly institutions are the customers.
https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO/
Thank you for that! Literally LOL funny!
One of the best…
Just a dab’ll do ya! I was reading the nutrition facts on the back label and i noticed it said that it’s water based and biodegradeable. After trying a little bit of it out on the wheels of my son’s cub scout pinewood derby car and seeing the joy and victory in his eyes of him winning 1st place undefeated, i put a little in a spray bottle and attended my neighborhood block party to compete in their slip & slide derby. I wanted to live in the moment i witnessed my son experience, that is all. Slip & Slides are typically meant for children but many adults were there ready to compete. After watching a number of adults take their turns, and a few of them sliding off the end of the plastic mat because they plastered themselves with shortening and sunscreen; i decided to give mine a go. I licked my finger and stuck it in the air to determine the wind direction, sprayed a light mist of my magic passion formula into the air and walked into the cloud. Sprayed a little on my high-friction ‘chafing’ areas for good measure, then stood in my charging position. When my neighbor yelled “GO!”, i charged for the Slip & Slide and made my touchdown. Initially i thought that i was hearing loud turbine noises, but i think it was just the roar of all of my neighbors and crazy groupies screaming for me in the bleachers. I hadn’t even made it to the mid-point of the Slip & Slide when i looked back and saw that my opponent hadn’t even touched down onto his mat yet. I gained such a ridiculous velocity that i couldn’t even keep my eyes open and bugs were starting to splatter on my face. I was struggling to catch my breath and then suddenly i heard this massive sonic boom and watched this shockwave emanate away from me. It shattered the windows to Mr. Campbell’s new Mercedes and i could hear multiple car alarms going off. At the bottom of the hill, i had already exited the Slip & Slide mat and hit a flower plant, then pitched up into the air off of a bark mulch island. I screamed up into the sky faster and faster, still unable to keep my eyelids or mouth shut for longer than a second. The wind and mosquitos were getting to be too much. I kept accelerating and got higher and higher. Soon it became very cold and i was no longer deflecting mosquitos or birds. The atmosphere in front of me was turning a darker and darker blue until it turned almost pitch black with the exception of stars and glimmering planets. I don’t know the exact point that my clothes had fallen or burned off but i couldn’t care less, i was naked and in space. I was accelerating faster and faster, then i heard this loud beep bweeoow noise and suddenly R2-D2 had mysteriously popped out of my lower back. “R2! Where are we going?” i said. Then R2-D2 responded “BEEP BWEEOW BOOP BWEEP BEEP” and i have no idea what that meant. I’m currently writing this at a cruising altitude of 186,282 miles per second and this **** is crazy. We’re pretty far from earth. We’ve been traveling for over 4 years now. I’ll leave another update in a new amazon review the next time i see something crazy. Definitely worth the $1300.
Moronic urban myth.
PS: Those are not loofahs. Do an image search.
Which color are you?
Splotchy red welt color?
Ah ha! Another pro-vaccine booster post!
LOL! Indeed, sir. 😉
The gift that keeps on giving.
Well it’s all the sex going on in the nursing homes. The ladies outnumber the men and when new guys show all the ladies want them. New guys last maybe 6 months and then are dead, the gals are wearing them out and using them up.
thanks. not up on such things.
I remember seeing that claim somewhere on FR within the last 2 years and seeing it debunked immediately.
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