Posted on 04/07/2024 7:01:31 PM PDT by simpson96
I was reading a few other reviews just now, and giggling to myself.
Mrs DB asked what was so funny, and I told her.
She said, basically, haven’t you grown up since 2008 when you first stumbled upon those reviews?
Of course, the answer is, no.
I’ll have to look for those. I like the Avoiding Big Ships ones too.
This is something I’ve noticed about men - they never outgrow their juvenile pleasure in scatalogical humor.
(I’ve puzzled over what the survival benefit might be in that...)
only one 55 gallon drum left!
I couldn’t find the gummy bears product
I think Laz wrote that, and the gummy bears one, too.
I love the Haribo reviews!
Me neither!
Everyone needs a good laugh, every day.
I don’t care if those “reviews” are 15yrs old; if they’re funny, I’ll re-read them.
</chuckle>
I’m a female and have a highly developed sense of humor, and I think these reviews are hilarious.
Then there is the legendary 3 Wolf Moon t-shirt.
I think some of them are mildly funny; I don’t find them ‘hilarious’.
What I think men enjoy about such bathroom opportunities is that we know everyone does it, many try to hide they do it, there is a huge outcome (odor and size) for such little effort, you feel somehow happy and energized afterward (and you didn’t feel “bad,” before), it’s free, you get to guess at what food item made it smell “different,” etc.
In sum, it’s a massive equation with all sorts of ingredients of life and engineering, wrapped up in a fart, presented with pants around your ankles and an open, normally, very private, orifice aiming down at water that is getting dirtier by the minute that leaves you wondering how to mitigate the next smelly launch’s cold water splash back up on you.
In other words, it’s not too unlike the complete puzzle women provide, to men.
I’ll give you points for very good writing :-)
I heard something about those when I was still in Japan. Didn’t take it serious..
About a year ago, I ordered some sugar free wafers, and munched away at them, for a short time, then it turned to what he described, in detail.... (It was then that I remember the tale of the gummy bears, that I didn’t take seriously...)
Never again.
I found something like it in the Gummy Bears original 1 star review.
HARIBO Gummi Candy
Jeffrey Lambert 1 review
I actually use controlled doses of that artificial sweetener to help with the constipation caused by one of the meds I have to take. If I guess on the dose wrong by one candy, I go through this as well. The poster on this is not exaggerating.
You’d hate MST3k then, which is your loss. 🤣
He should just as well claimed that he was going to give her a “nuru” massage.
Yeah. The sugar-free Gummy Bears comments were epic. I hurt myself laughing at them.
Slippery Slope arguments will never be the same.
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