"The Lord will give me a sign."
Posted on 04/06/2024 12:23:57 PM PDT by Twotone
With the ground under America literally shaking today, many began wondering - might God be a tad bit angry at us? We at the Bee assembled the best theological minds to help us discern the truth!
Check out these signs God might be just slightly angry with your country:
1. The sun is about to be blotted out from the sky: Never a good start.
2. Your symbol for liberty just got struck by lightning: It's almost like some unseen power is trying to tell you something.
3. You have been given over to lust, greed, and endless Fast & Furious sequels: The end draws nigh!
4. Your bridges crumble and fall into the sea: Also, they will somehow take longer to rebuild than the Roman Colosseum.
5. 70 million unborn babies have been murdered over the last 50 years: Things like that might make God slightly angry.
6. Planes begin falling out of the sky: Ok, He might be a bit mad.
7. Madonna is still touring: Does the Lord's fury have no end?
8. The president speaks in strange, evil tongues: Nexnelsrent!
9. Pete Davidson: Behold, the son of perdition!
We are starting to get the sense that God may be just a touch angry with our nation. Let us know any signs that we missed!
I love the last one. The success of a misshapen, no talent individual like Pete Davidson proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that a person can gain fame and fortune by signing his soul over to the Devil.
At least with the Bee you know they are making a joke. When people tell you that entirely predictable eclipses are in fact a sign from God it is harder to tell if they are joking.
Quite frankly, that one confused me as I had no idea who this person was.
...Your government and its most powerful institutions are being run by Epstein clients.
...Your society has had its education, public services, entertainment, mass
media, and all bureaucracies with access to children, infiltrated and restructured
to create and perpetuate a systemic child grooming crisis.
...Your government just renamed Easter to “Transgender Day of Visibility”, in
case you had any difficulty spotting who’s agenda you are not permitted to
interfere with.
The ground shook under Schumer for some reason, probably not good.
If everything is predestined and God is in complete control and knows what everyone is going to do, then he can set the Universe up so that an eclipse will line up nicely with the complete degeneration of a nation.
That's a group that normal people generally look down upon, and at least of few of them will be dressed up like bunnies.
"The Lord will give me a sign."
Peter Davidson - a foul mouth comedian from NYC who personifies the values of a godless world.
Ditto. Never heard of the guy.
Here is a list of eclipses visible in the US in the 20th and 21st
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_solar_eclipses_visible_from_the_United_States
“States and areas that will not see a total or annular eclipse between 1901 and 2100
Delaware
District of Columbia”
So that makes it pretty clear that God is sending a message that the only parts of the country that are not corrupt are DC and the home state of our current president.
Well, he hasn’t zapped anyone with a thoughtfully placed bolt of lightning. So maybe He is just a bit miffed.
It seems like he has turned the country over to their unnatural desires.
And my local 99Cent Store just went out of business!
10. Supporting Males who think they are female to “Play” female sports.
Those are being spared the darkness BECAUSE they are of the devil. They start with D, just like devil. The Lord gave the devil free rein to go to and fro over earth. He is in DC and Delaware frequently, and if it got pitch dark out of synch with normal night and day in those areas he might stub his toe on a memorial, or step on and smash a dementia ridden politician…
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