Tulsa, Oklahoma.
If she were in a Blue City/Blue State, she'd have walked.
1 posted on
03/22/2024 6:09:14 PM PDT by
simpson96
To: simpson96
2 posted on
03/22/2024 6:12:28 PM PDT by
HighSierra5
(The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.)
To: simpson96
A sword, a machete and a katana . ?
4 posted on
03/22/2024 6:16:35 PM PDT by
OldHarbor
To: simpson96; Lazamataz
5 posted on
03/22/2024 6:17:17 PM PDT by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children)
To: simpson96
The older Leadbelly version before Trini Lopez or Peter, Paul and Mary.
If I Had a Hammer
Take this hammer, carry it to the captain
Tell him I’m gone
Tell him I’m gone
If he asks you was I runnin’
If he asks you was I runnin’
Tell him I was flyin’
They want to feed me cornbread and molasses
But I got my pride
Well, I got my pride
/////////////////////////
Political edge added by Pete Seeger and Peter, Paul and Mary:
I’d sing out danger
I’d song of out a warning
I’d sing out love between
My brothers and my sisters
All over this land, oh
Well, I’ve got a hammer
And I’ve got a bell
And I’ve got a song to sing
All over this land
It’s the hammer of justice
It’s the bell of freedom
It’s a song about love between
My brothers and my sisters
All over this land
6 posted on
03/22/2024 6:17:38 PM PDT by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
To: simpson96
Old saying we repeat all the time.
Never take a switchblade or a baseball bat to a sword and hammer fight.
She’s got it covered.
7 posted on
03/22/2024 6:19:06 PM PDT by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
To: simpson96
9 posted on
03/22/2024 6:20:07 PM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: simpson96
She could have used
Armand Hammer
10 posted on
03/22/2024 6:20:48 PM PDT by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: simpson96
11 posted on
03/22/2024 6:21:20 PM PDT by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America.)
To: simpson96
> threatening him with a sword and hammer <
Well, that’s just dumb. If you’re going to go all medieval, you certainly should bring along a spiky mace.
(Fixed or with a chain, your choice.)
12 posted on
03/22/2024 6:21:49 PM PDT by
Leaning Right
(The steal is real.)
To: simpson96
13 posted on
03/22/2024 6:24:26 PM PDT by
OKSooner
("You won't like what comes after America." - Leonard Cohen.)
To: simpson96
Her UHCM coordinates are (1, 15).
14 posted on
03/22/2024 6:26:52 PM PDT by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: simpson96
She should have used that machete to scrape away her stubble.
17 posted on
03/22/2024 6:29:55 PM PDT by
Blurb2350
(posted from my 1500-watt blow dryer)
To: simpson96
My poem for tonight....
Yonder see Miss Locket
Her plan is set, don’t block it
She’s got brass knuckles in her pocket
Stole your car-—you didn’t lock it
Charged a taser in her socket
So she could take your groin and shock it
Bought a sword and didn’t hock it
wanted a spear but they don’t stock it
Has a hammer,watch your head she’ll knock it
She’s on the warpath so don’t mock it
She’s gonna take your life and rock it.
19 posted on
03/22/2024 6:38:24 PM PDT by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
To: simpson96
If she were in a Blue City/Blue State, she’d have walked.
I’m guessing Tulsa isn’t Open Carry.
22 posted on
03/22/2024 6:54:37 PM PDT by
drSteve78
(Je suis Deplorable. Even more so)
To: simpson96
A katana, eh? Somebody’s been watching too much The Walking Dead.
26 posted on
03/22/2024 9:53:03 PM PDT by
FormerFRLurker
("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"-Voltaire)
To: simpson96
Umm...a woman?
Bearded lady in the circus or that’s a dude.
27 posted on
03/23/2024 1:33:27 AM PDT by
Eagles6
(Welcome to the Matrix . Orwell's "1984" was a warning, not an instruction manual.)
To: simpson96
“You hearin’ me hill billy boy? I ain’t done with you by a damn sight. I’m gonna get medieval on your a$$”.
28 posted on
03/23/2024 4:33:33 AM PDT by
kawhill
(kawhill)
To: simpson96
Lucy!
"Say, these opposable thumbs really come in handy!"
29 posted on
03/23/2024 4:42:47 AM PDT by
Sirius Lee
(Tonight on The Bickersons... )
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